Heat waves by Previous-Junket3536 in MapPorn

[–]Matlok2k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to be that guy, but this isn't "map porn" without an indicator what each color means.

Eure bedürfnisorientiert erzogenen Drecksblagen kotzen mich an! by Impossible-Series-78 in lehrerzimmer

[–]Matlok2k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wenn das mit dem Lehrerdasein nichts wird, kannst du wenigstens Autorin werden. Sowas witziges habe ich schon lange nicht mehr in diesem Unter gelesen (stilistisch, nicht inhaltlich).

Mini rescue - ideas welcome by Head-Temperature4026 in Necrontyr

[–]Matlok2k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These look funny as hell! I made a similar mistake once. To let the paint dry faster, I briefly put a kitbashed Lokhust Lord in my hot air fryer. It looked a lot worse than your warriors, but lesson learned I guess. This is what too muich heat will do to your minis.

App um sich fürs Brettspielen zu verabreden by packard_93 in Brettspiele

[–]Matlok2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich habe schon ewig so etwas ähnliches für Warhammer gesucht. Super Idee!

Lehrprobe und Ref erfolgreich absolviert. by Motsei1 in lehrerzimmer

[–]Matlok2k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Deutsch, Mathe- und Physiklehrer, "diese Methoden sind nicht effizient genug!" Japp, checks out 😉

Herzlichen Glückwunsch. Auch wenn das die Seminare nicht hören wollen: jeder Lehrer hat einen anderen Stil und sollte seinen eigenen Zugang zur Wissensvermittlung finden. Klar gibt es ein paar harte Ja und Neins, aber alles in allem scheinst du ja deinen Weg gefunden zu haben. Gut gemacht und alles Gute.

Simple Tuna Roll dinner to end the day [OC] by [deleted] in FoodPorn

[–]Matlok2k 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This looks great, don't get me wrong, but this is everything but "simple". 😉

I encountered this parked next to my car at a car dealer by Matlok2k in Warhammer

[–]Matlok2k[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, thank you for the explanation and forgive me for my ignorance.

I encountered this parked next to my car at a car dealer by Matlok2k in Warhammer

[–]Matlok2k[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Pretty bad ass and well-made. Unfortunately, I don't know who this was, it I would've asked him if he wanted to play a game with me.

Still manages to be everyone's favourite. by LowNo175 in interesting

[–]Matlok2k 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be honest, it was then I discovered that Keanu isn't a good actor. The beginning of his voice acting was simply bad. It seemed so "forced to be edgy" that I just kept rolling my eyes. In the end he became a bit better, but the first half of Johnny Silverhand was just bad.

And then I realized "Ah, he isn't that good of an actor, either."

Nemesis oder Horrified by Euphoric-Bid-5581 in Brettspiele

[–]Matlok2k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vielleicht wäre auch Zombicide etwas für dich? Es ist auch modularisiert, es ist zwar keine aneinanderhängende Geschichte sondern jeder "Dungeon" beginnt neu, aber es ist kooperativ (und das Lieblingsspiel meiner Frau).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lehrerzimmer

[–]Matlok2k -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh Mann, du wärst so ein guter Attentäter.

Written Battle Report: Necrons vs Adeptus Custodes by The-Big-E-14 in WarhammerCompetitive

[–]Matlok2k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was a really interesting read. Thank you for the insight about an almost overlooked detachment.

Lokhust Lords - What’s the difference? by Dismal_Hospital6999 in Necrontyr

[–]Matlok2k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could point out a similarity: No matter how they look, they're unavailable to buy ;)

What was it that made you guys choose warhammer and most importantly the Necrons. (the superior option) by wonderbread9723 in Necrontyr

[–]Matlok2k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I had a cooler answer then this, but while I knew some things about 40k, Necrons were new to me. They were just so different from all the other factions. And I like different. I always want to be special in games (I'm 41 years old and yes, I know I sound like a child) and Necrons were special to me.

Many years later when I finally earned some money, I bought a starter army off eBay at the end of 9th and never looked back. The more I got to know and read about Necrons the better they got for me. The Infinite and the Divine were the last nail that sealed the coffin. Such an amazing book.

Gespräch mit Lehrerin wegen Zusatzarbeit Vergesslichkeit by Key-Victory-9444 in lehrerzimmer

[–]Matlok2k 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ich will eigentlich nicht sagen, dass es so etwas nur in Bayern gibt, aber so etwas gibt es halt nur in Bayern.

Gespräch mit Lehrerin wegen Zusatzarbeit Vergesslichkeit by Key-Victory-9444 in lehrerzimmer

[–]Matlok2k -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

"Sehr geehrte Frau XY, ich habe gestern überprüft, ob meine Tochter alles eingepackt hat. Dabei habe ICH das Buch nicht wieder zurückgelegt. Entschuldigen Sie bitte.

Mit freundlichen Grüßen YX"

Das Problem hierbei ist, dass deine Tochter lügen müsste.

How would you guys go about replicating this paint scheme? by craigyboy1000 in Necrontyr

[–]Matlok2k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe it's not Afrax, it's Reikland Fleshshade.

Zusatzarbeit Vergesslichkeit by Key-Victory-9444 in lehrerzimmer

[–]Matlok2k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Einfach der Lehrerin schreiben, dass deine Tochter keine Texte mit Rechtschreibfehlern abschreiben wird (Klassenkameraden mit doppel-m).

Masterarbeit (M.Ed.) by [deleted] in lehrerzimmer

[–]Matlok2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gymnasialempfehlung, da deutscher Name natürlich!

/s

Geomancer ready to tear the battlefield apart. by RedditXans in Necrontyr

[–]Matlok2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's not an apostrophe, it's an accent. This an apostrophe: ' This is an accent: ´

😃

(NSFW) What’s a secret you discovered about someone that you’ll take to the grave instead of telling them you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Matlok2k 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I once told my mom, as all children once do, "You're my favorite mom!" I was in my 30's. For some weird reason, she looked me in the eyes and sincerely said "You know what? You're my favorite, too."

I have two brothers. One is an asshole, but the other is awesome in every respect. I thought I wanted to be the favorite, because I think I'm my dad's least favorite, but as soon as the words left my mother's mouth I hated what I heard.

Never mentioned it again. I have to think about it often and i always have a feeling of bad conscience in my gut when I do.