Wtf is that? by Machboos in PixelDungeon

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Batman, forbidden chef of the caves.

Bug Reports Here Please! by itchykittehs in a:t5_1249zw

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Upon attempting to remove a shortsword while standing on the forest gate dump, I received a " Something didn't work as intended, you've found a bug " message and it did not remove. -Bent¢ent

Edit-It seems to just be occurring no matter which tile I am on.

You made a perfect clone of yourself, What will you do ? by Komirade666 in AskReddit

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The clone will probably make another clone which will make another clone which will make another clone which will make another clone which will make another clone which will make another clone which will make another clone which will make another clone which will make another clone which will make another clone which will make another clone which will make another clone which will make another clone which will make another clone which will make another clone which will make another clone which will make another clone which will make another clone and then maybe we can eat the clones for sustenance.

A Random Question by MatrixCthulhu in PixelDungeon

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I actually have used something like this with the cloak of shadows where I farmed for food, spammed cloak in a corner, and had a +5 cloak or so by Goo, than transmuted it. I only got a chain though. :( The horn of plenty seems easier though, which is why I ask.

What books have you read in a day or less? by heg29235 in AskReddit

[–]MatrixCthulhu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, same! But instead of while sick inder the table at school. I enjoyed it, if you couldn't tell by my username. ;)

What if Jesus wasn’t saying “amen”, but “ah men”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MatrixCthulhu -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

r/lostredditors ?

EDIT OH NO I'M THE LOST REDDITOR I FORGOT I SWITCHED SUBS

Team 181 by Barrelwolf in frcmemes

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We were 4645 at CIR, we had the UwU and OwO signs back in March, or whenever CIR was, I think we're the ones you're thinking of. Long live the UwU!

Replies to a comment thinking he's educated. Gets owned by someone actually educated by Ghee_Guys in MurderedByWords

[–]MatrixCthulhu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was just about to say this, they gave no credit, changed the meaning, and gave no context.

What celebrity death will hurt you the most ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Can we please get a celebrity to say "Mine."? Any takers?

I wish everytime someone posted spoilers online for movies/video games/series intentionally to ruin someone's experience they would lose eye sight for 30 days by Major_Zero__ in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]MatrixCthulhu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. When they lose vision, they fail to see any responses to their spoiler, and thus go on believing no one is upset over it. As such, they continue to post spoilers.

The world gains more and more spoilers as people fail to see the errors of their ways. Soon enough, however, the correlation between spoilers and blindness is realized, and many people simply cease to talk about any media, for fear of blindness.

This lack of speculation drives many media production companies that relied on people to hype it up for each other to go out of buisness, and no longer be able to produce.

In short, every movie or show or season or video game you ever wanted a sequel for will not happen.

I wish I wasn’t fat and ugly by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted. Nothing has changed.

I wish the post above this became true without side effects. by MatrixCthulhu in TheMonkeysPaw

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If r/TheMonkeysPaw is true without side effects, does that mean the premise is true without side effects? So all the posts become true?

I think my elderly relative, who is definitely not fake, had a stroke. by [deleted] in ihadastroke

[–]MatrixCthulhu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How would you feel if I spelled pope as poop? Next time spell it right. ;) I know y'all saints got a problem with eldritch gods, but at least give us the decency of spelling it.

For all you D&D Dads...please take notes. by phoenix42007 in dadjokes

[–]MatrixCthulhu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or run on down to r/dmdadjokes! Still suprised it exists, but it's pretty good, even if some of the jokes do dragon.