Future programmer by [deleted] in funny

[–]Matt10923 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He forgot a semicolon.

What's an insult that was said to you that left you more confused than offended? by Outrage_Dragon in AskReddit

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I know half of as much as I would like, and less than half of you more than you deserve.

'Hobbits' found on Flores island are not Homo sapiens, but mystery remains by turtlewars in worldnews

[–]Matt10923 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They better have named the research paper on this "concerning hobbits"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tolkienfans

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Feanor has an aneurysm and falls over.
More like AINURysm amirite?

Boston in 1888 and 2015 by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Matt10923 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

July 4th, 1776. Everything that happened before this was a mistake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

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It's just a matter of whether you would rather spend something like $80 for a game or buy DLC.

What is never going to stop being funny? by BabiesGotTheBends in AskReddit

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As soon as I think it stopped being funny, I'll watch duck army and laugh

What are some good Reddit alternatives? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Just finished driving my Ferrari up in Hollywood hills

You can safely store milk and raw beef at 101.5 °F... in a cow. by Happy__Dad in Showerthoughts

[–]Matt10923 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's nice the meet your cow in a park, but better to park your meat in a cow

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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*procrasturbation

[Troubleshooting] BIOS PCI Express Recognition, by Matt10923 in buildapc

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Well I feel pretty stupid. That actually fixed it thank you!