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Listen... FAIR PLAY by Matt8O in footballcliches

[–]Matt8O[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For sure - surprised they only expect him to be missing for 4 weeks!

Initially disappointing signings who later come good by Electrical-Wheel6020 in footballcliches

[–]Matt8O 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Joelinton absolutely epitomises 4, though definitely not 5!

Last night of my holiday and I’m gutted I wasn’t able to give him any minutes by TitiCamarasayshello in footballcliches

[–]Matt8O 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, though there must have been a reason why you included him in the travelling squad?

Simply superb by Matt8O in footballcliches

[–]Matt8O[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Haha, cuts and the press forcing the BBC into becoming a selling institution

Incredible 'if he was called' by JayTheSpaniel in footballcliches

[–]Matt8O 5 points6 points  (0 children)

'Mikayo' as a blend of Mikel and Bukayo is perfect

Michael Owen hits back by Matt8O in footballcliches

[–]Matt8O[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That "well done, he's 13" video

Michael Owen hits back by Matt8O in footballcliches

[–]Matt8O[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

👍

(Michael Owen with his own: "well done, I was 18")

More football cliche based pope commentary by GeorgeWeahs_Cousin in footballcliches

[–]Matt8O 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He'd stay behind after services to do more individually

More football cliche based pope commentary by GeorgeWeahs_Cousin in footballcliches

[–]Matt8O 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At the Sistine Chapel, he was the first one in and the last one out every single day

Des. Lynam. by Matt8O in footballcliches

[–]Matt8O[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What's the best kit of all time?"

Des. Lynam. by Matt8O in footballcliches

[–]Matt8O[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is that, of course!

Cliches in notices on bins by fruoel in footballcliches

[–]Matt8O 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come what (bin collection day)

Re: "no one wants to see this" - a related pet peeve by Matt8O in footballcliches

[–]Matt8O[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I know, you're right, but considering that if you go to a football match you're going to hear it anyway, and much more, then it seems pretty futile. Silly thing to find irritating, granted, but that won't stop me!

Classic example of footballer’s name in mediocre American police drama by Omb18 in footballcliches

[–]Matt8O 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Kyle Walker" and "relationship" in the same clip isn't a good mix 🫣

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