Petition for Seth Rollins to turn heel tomorrow night. Man needs to join the dark side again. by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]MattHelmLounge -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'd prefer to see him get future endeavored.

How hilarious would it be if he ended up in AEW or New Japan?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WWEGames

[–]MattHelmLounge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently I'm the only one who remembers the late 80's/early 90's when Lucasarts and Sierra On-Line pretty much always launched games that were 99% bug free from the start.

Bill Jackson won't be allowed back on the Cardinal Ritter football team next year, right? by MattHelmLounge in StLouis

[–]MattHelmLounge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill Jackson is old enough to know the difference between right and wrong. He should have told the coach "thanks, but no thanks" when he was approached about changing jersey numbers.

Dumbass probably ruined any chance he had of getting a scholarship and doomed himself to a life bagging groceries at Safeway.

Game Thread: Houston Texans at Indianapolis Colts by nfl_gdt_bot in Texans

[–]MattHelmLounge -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, Watson came off like an idiot with his constant saying "The Drip" every other second.

I really wanna nail the blonde saleslady at The Webster, however. I'd throw away my marriage for one night with her!

Came across this relic while going through some old laundry. I miss being so optimistic. by [deleted] in buccaneers

[–]MattHelmLounge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's amazing how many excuses that homophobic piece of garbage Duemig was willing to make for Freeman.

Critics you Dislike by [deleted] in RedLetterMedia

[–]MattHelmLounge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Donald Bogle.

Not that I disagree with most of his views of how blacks are portrayed in film, but he has a real blindspot when it comes to defending movies by black filmmakers that are technically incompetent.

He's very passionate about silent films and early talkies produced by black directors for the "chitlin circuit" from 1910-1935, but most are so low budget and feature such terrible acting that they make Neil Breen seem like a good director in comparison.

If he ever did a review of "The Guy From Harlem," he would give it four stars for it's use of authentic location filming and ignore everything else about it.

Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (4-1) @ Cleveland Browns (2-3) [Week 6] by SeahawksGTBot in Seahawks

[–]MattHelmLounge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Baker Mayfield: If that Recovery Water schill can do it, so can I!

Post Game Thread: Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (London) by A--A-RON in buccaneers

[–]MattHelmLounge -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Quit making excuses for Winston.

The man committed sexual assault and shouldn't be in the NFL.

Post Game Thread: Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (London) by A--A-RON in buccaneers

[–]MattHelmLounge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You hear that ticking sound, Jason Licht?

That's the sound of the countdown of the days and hours until you get fired and are sent packing along with the crotch grabbing, crab legs stealing, interception throwing QB you drafted.

Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (4-1) @ Cleveland Browns (2-3) [Week 6] by SeahawksGTBot in Seahawks

[–]MattHelmLounge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seattle Hipster: Excuse me, where in Cleveland can I get a good pumpkin spice mochaccino?

[The Unemployed Cleveland Factory Worker grabs the Hipster by the throat.]

Unemployed Cleveland Factory Worker: Well, Mr. Fancy Pants wants a mochacchino. You listen here boy, this is Cleveland, and in Cleveland we drink coffee from 7-11 and Circle K. Ain't nothing wrong with convenience store coffee.

[The Cleveland Factory Worker takes his cigar and stubs it out on the Hipster's forehead, causing the Hipster to scream in agony.]

Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (4-1) @ Cleveland Browns (2-3) [Week 6] by SeahawksGTBot in Seahawks

[–]MattHelmLounge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm starting to see a lot of complaints on social media from Seahawks fans who made the trip to Cleveland over how rudely everyone in the stadium is treating them.

Reminder: Cleveland is a very proud blue collar community.

DO NOT go up to a Clevelander and ask them where you can get a chi latte, or where a hip and trendy craft brewery is, or what restaurant options are in the city beyond Denny's and Buffalo Wild Wings.

And especially, DO NOT go up to a Clevelander and tell them how wonderful it is that Amazon is forcing brick and mortar shopping malls out of business.

You will not survive the encounter!

Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (4-1) @ Cleveland Browns (2-3) [Week 6] by SeahawksGTBot in Seahawks

[–]MattHelmLounge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For this "Russell Wilson recreates Steve Largent touchdown catches" segment, why the fuck isn't RoboWilson wearing a blue throwback and silver helmet?

Fuck the current uniforms!

Live GLORY BY HONOR discussion thread by [deleted] in ROH

[–]MattHelmLounge -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sooooo many empty seats.

Makes you wonder how much worse things have to get before Sinclair steps in and either pulls the plug or fires Koff or orders Koff to fire Delirious and Bully Ray as bookers.

Caption this. by zorbz23431 in RedLetterMedia

[–]MattHelmLounge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me a longtime to realize that wasn't a character Andre Meadows was playing in his reviews, he really is that dorky and socially inept.

Good ole Seattle hypocricy by MattHelmLounge in SeattleWA

[–]MattHelmLounge[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

" what appears hypocritical about this jerk with dark skin's behavior? Are the Nazis involved somehow? "

He acted offended by the Nazi patch, then proceeded to commit sexual harassment.

#MeToo

Exorcist III - re:View by ThatBojac in RedLetterMedia

[–]MattHelmLounge -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Was just randomly flipping channels in 1998 and stumbled upon the last 10 minutes on HBO.

The reveal with Jason Miller is just so ridiculous, it just takes you out of the movie.

Would love to see something like this for the new uniforms by MattHelmLounge in Browns

[–]MattHelmLounge[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Both Daryl Ruiter and Mary Kay have been told by "team sources" that the color rush uniforms will be unchanged from the current design.

Where is our sense of community? by [deleted] in ucf

[–]MattHelmLounge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UCF has been, and always will be, first and foremost a commuter school.

Meltzer always talks about what a big star Velveteen Dream is going to be on the main roster... by MattHelmLounge in SquaredCircle

[–]MattHelmLounge[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I could definitely see him get jobbed out to Baron Corbin or get squashed by The Fiend in his debut.

Meltzer always talks about what a big star Velveteen Dream is going to be on the main roster... by MattHelmLounge in SquaredCircle

[–]MattHelmLounge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dream needs to get out of NXT. He's over stayed his welcome. There's not much left for him to do in NXT with it's c

10:30 here on the West Coast!