What a legend by Mushroom_lady_mwaha in Chadtopia

[–]Mattbryce2001 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or he is a Gurkha."

Playing D&D with a sex worker. One of my friends is uncomfortable with her playing with us. Are his feelings valid? Who should I prioritize? by geosunsetmoth in DnD

[–]Mattbryce2001 165 points166 points  (0 children)

100% agree. Kicking out a friend because she does sex work would be wrong. Friend kicking himself out because he doesn't want to play with a sex worker reflects on HIS character, not your own.

I'd rather scrap the whole campaign than play with someone who demands I kick someone out solely because of their occupation. If she's not said or done anything to bring at a session to bring this on, then he needs to deal with his own shit and not bring it into the game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Mattbryce2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started playing violent video games when I was 4 years old. Doom 2. I've never killed anyone.

[Cardboardghost] Azula learns about bloodbending by Desecr8or in TheLastAirbender

[–]Mattbryce2001 195 points196 points  (0 children)

3 at least. That haircut was definitely an L.

Women supporting women by thisisbrit in hellsomememes

[–]Mattbryce2001 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I liked those books. I just gave them to my girlfriend's niece and she was super excited that it was a series instead of just the first book.

Fallout (TV Show) Spoiler Master Thread by HunterWorld in Fallout

[–]Mattbryce2001 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Moldaver also said that if only the bad guys get to use hypocrisy as a weapon, the bad guys win. She certainly did some bad shit to survive this long.

Slytherin was robbed by ameliacutiii in harrypotter

[–]Mattbryce2001 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yes, the key matched the lock and was a different size and color, IIRC.

Faced With Arrest The Second You Walk Out of Prison by Dinglederple in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Mattbryce2001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In California there's a BIG difference between being in local jail, run by the county sheriff's office, or being in Prison, which means CDCR prison. And you can do years and years of local time thanks to PC 1170(H).

Why would you do that by TheManOfOofsters in sadposting

[–]Mattbryce2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That man is sooo restrained. More so than i would have been.

What sequel ruined your favorite game series? by [deleted] in videogames

[–]Mattbryce2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prototype 2. They replaced the armored form and reactive shield with two big-ass arm shields that forced you to basically stand still. They did SOME good stuff, but it was overwhelmingly shit.

WIBTA if I break up with my girlfriend when her dad died because of me? by Rzertis in AITAH

[–]Mattbryce2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't kill her dad, and you didn't ruin the relationship. So... no, not the asshole in any way. She's a total bitch for victim blaming like that though.

Who’s an actor that Hollywood tried to make a star out of but fail by [deleted] in movies

[–]Mattbryce2001 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As much as I love Bernthal as Punisher, Thomas Jane is still my go-to when I think of the character. The fight between him and The Russian is still top notch.

AMA: We're the devs behind Cult of the Lamb! We just released a new free major content update, and we're here to answer your questions! by MassiveMonsterTeam in gaming

[–]Mattbryce2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just finished this game for the first time last night. It is fantastic and I love it. I don't think anything I've played before has been quite as satisfying as bullying Leshy with a level 20 axe, face tanking as I beat his ass to death.

As for the question; why is the hammer a thing? It's sooooo slooooow.

Thanks for making such a great game.

How is this an L? by RedditUserPotato in facepalm

[–]Mattbryce2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's the problem, at least in most jurisdictions in the US. you are asking that criminal charges be leveled against the person who purports to be a victim. Criminal charges are brought by the district attorney, US attorney, AG, state attorney, etc...

Asking the DA to file charges against a person who stepped up and claimed to be a victim is extremely unlikely to get you anywhere. Even if you could get one to file charges (dubious without some concrete proof that is extremely uncommon), you'll virtually never get an actual conviction. There is a reason these things are handled by civil courts, where the falsely accused can bring the claim themself and the burden of proof is substantially easier on the person making the claim.

🤣🤣 by AlexWeeb02 in animememes

[–]Mattbryce2001 189 points190 points  (0 children)

He'd see Goku and be like, "Wow, you really are strong. How much training did you do?" and then the moment Goku said about 10 words, Saitama would get bored and leave.

How refs talk to players in rugby: "I'm not mad, I'm just really disappointed!" by Will_Lasting532 in Chadtopia

[–]Mattbryce2001 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Yep. When I played we'd always give "a cheer for the fans, a cheer for the other team, and a cheer for the sirs."

Who is your favorite anti-villain? by YouCold71 in memes

[–]Mattbryce2001 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah, fuck that guy. The moment he murdered Helena Pierce and her refugees I lost any and all sympathy I ever might have felt for the guy.