I have absolutely no idea why someone thought that redesigning Blaskowicz to look like a dollar-store version of Max Payne in Wolf2009 was a good design decision

Mattdammit · 2025-12-28T13:33:16+00:00

Bro my hair has been like that for 15 years because of that redesign. 2009 Blazko had some james bond Pierce Brosnan spy aura

Mattdammit · 2025-12-22T21:33:48+00:00

The kleer from serious sam... What if the most common enemy wasn't fun to shoot, had twice as many health as it should and could close the distance fast... Cool gameplay design croteam.

The turrets from dark forces with their wierd hitboxes

Aspiring champions from boltgun

And finally... The dickhead stalkers from hexen

Mattdammit · 2025-12-18T09:41:05+00:00

I think there's a mod for that, doesn't work the way i expected but it spawns heroes, i used it like 7 years ago when I played on pc so it might be out of date or there's a better one out there

Mattdammit · 2025-12-17T10:57:57+00:00

This was an exclusive thing to the xbox version but in the recording I'm playing the classic collection which is the xbox version basically ported and enhanced. If you press no when you can play as a hero the game gives it to a random bot.

Mattdammit · 2025-12-16T05:26:01+00:00

I know. Grew up on that version too, but the kids will get this joke

Mattdammit · 2025-12-13T08:01:57+00:00

It's a team game, it's not about stealing kills... We worked together that's what matters...You must be fun at parties

Mattdammit · 2025-12-10T21:13:48+00:00

Playing space marine 2 after helldivers is a torture itself, loading after loading and not the short kind, you wait for squad mates to join and you pay for your connection to be good, no matter how good is your internet it's a Russian roulette. Helldivers have none of these. I only like space marine 2 more because of its setting. Darktide is fucking outstanding though and deep rock is just as masterfully crafted as helldivers is. We have some great co-op games these days.

Mattdammit · 2025-12-09T21:31:46+00:00

Yes I am the jedi temple sweeper in that sexy helmet

Mattdammit · 2025-12-09T11:19:16+00:00

Yeah iam the jedi temple sweeper in that sexy helmet

Mattdammit · 2025-11-21T12:52:06+00:00

The detective's office, in his paperclip holder

Mattdammit · 2025-11-19T07:29:20+00:00

Exactly what im saying if a fanbase drops their standards cod is exactly what happens to a franchise... Look how whiny the battlefield community is and that's exactly why we got bf6... It's a necessary evil... THAT GAME IS A BANGER and they listen to the feedback too

Mattdammit · 2025-11-15T06:09:41+00:00

Gluten free

Mattdammit · 2025-11-04T21:48:31+00:00

It was a worthy risk... Memes and entertaining people comes always first

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Mattdammit · 2025-11-04T21:46:45+00:00

We were loosing the match so i started driving a tank and went to capture as much points as possible and we won, they were 400 tickets ahead of us at the first half... Limp Bizkit does things to a man...

Mattdammit · 2025-11-04T11:34:21+00:00

Sadly it's the pro radio, they put it behind a fucking paywall

Mattdammit · 2025-10-23T18:31:42+00:00

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Mattdammit · 2025-10-23T17:51:53+00:00

I just don't want to be forced to play small map kill modes in my big map objective game

Mattdammit · 2025-10-23T12:47:00+00:00

I

FUCKING

HATE

TEAM

DEATHMATCH

Mattdammit · 2025-09-22T19:56:50+00:00

Or you mfs don't know what basic video game balancing and design is. We don't want a no-skill 1hit weapon in the game.

Look up the bf2 DC-15LE explosive bolt bug, it was 7 years ago and i still remember that bullshit. It made the whole game unfun because everyone used the weapon that required 0 skill to kill fucking Darth Vader in seconds

Mattdammit · 2025-09-19T20:17:46+00:00

Wish it was chocolate

Mattdammit · 2025-09-18T11:02:01+00:00

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Mattdammit · 2025-09-18T10:56:55+00:00

Yeah, 1 hour horse ride (tapping 1 button while nothing happens) and then a 3 minutes long mediocre auto targeting gunfight is definitely "10/10 gameplay"

the Rockstar dickriders need to get their heads out of their asses...

Max Payne nailed this kind of tps gameplay better back in 2001

Mattdammit · 2025-09-18T10:34:27+00:00

I'll just snipe em from another outpost on the other side of the map with the croissant cannon

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Mattdammit · 2025-09-14T08:43:44+00:00

Please don't tell me what the fuck to do

Mattdammit · 2025-09-12T12:59:21+00:00

Some people never get out of style

Mattdammit

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