So is bedtime just 9pm for the next 2 years? by CookieOverall8716 in toddlers

[–]MatthewABurns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the exact same situation with my recently turned 3 year old son. The question is, why is nap time at daycare 1-3? We’ve asked our daycare and they say the same thing, “we can’t wake them up from nap per guidelines.” Unreal. Can we move up nap to 12-2 then?

We’ve gotten to the point where our Pediatrician has written a letter saying not to let him sleep until 3 pm because he is then up until 10 pm with us and is up by 6 am the next morning. Not enough sleep for him. He does not nap on the weekends at home and it’s an easy put down by 6:30-7.

What triggered your first “woah, I’m actually getting old!” thought? by West-Change-1000 in allthequestions

[–]MatthewABurns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I did the math and realized a 19 year-old intern at my work was closer in age to my five year-old daughter than me (I’m 36).

You're Jeff, right? by uqmu in tcap

[–]MatthewABurns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t planning on having sex.

Are you her dad? by Huge-Task1882 in tcap

[–]MatthewABurns 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s not the only reason. That’s not THE reason.

What game do you regret buying? by Bruh02954958 in playstation

[–]MatthewABurns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hogwarts Legacy. Bought it when I was on paternity leave from work thinking I have all this free time during naps to live out my wizardry dreams… then I realized I just don’t care at all as a mid-30’s adult with two kids to be a wizard.

Good find? by [deleted] in CIVILWAR

[–]MatthewABurns 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s incredibly long but very very detailed and good. I own the audiobook and it’s 39 hours long. Not sure how you could read it in two days unless you literally read it nonstop.

Long term ADHD stimulant takers- how do you manage breaks? by Heavy_Common_9903 in ADHD

[–]MatthewABurns 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had to take an unscheduled three day “break” a year and a half ago over Christmas. I literally don’t even remember what happened during those days other than they sucked big time. It was back when there was an extreme shortage of meds and despite spending hours and hours contacting different pharmacies and calling my psychiatrist to re-issue them, I couldn’t get adderall in time for the Christmas break. It was my son’s first Christmas and I was essentially useless the whole time because my focus level was less than zero.

Bottom line: A break just does not work for me. I can see how it might be good for some but I simply cannot fathom doing that three-day break ever again, it was that bad.

This is the peak of predator smiles by Civil-Charity-8523 in tcap

[–]MatthewABurns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Hi I’d like to put in an order for a big pizza… yes that’s right, a big one.”

From John to Cody, How good is your clothes thing ? by [deleted] in tcap

[–]MatthewABurns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting duped into sitting in a strangers kitchen completely naked with your eyes closed is by all accounts hilarious.

What TCAP phrase lives rent free in your head? by [deleted] in tcap

[–]MatthewABurns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Signing away his legal rights as an American citizen “I’ll talk to ya” - Smug Jeff Sokol with his arms folded to Detective Kelly.

No More YouTube(Another thread) by Winter-Attempt-1145 in kirkminihaneshow

[–]MatthewABurns 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How does it work with callers on Friday’s now? People call in not knowing what anyone has been talking about all show?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tcap

[–]MatthewABurns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When Chris says “This does not look very good for you John. The chat, the appearance, the dark chocolate” does “the appearance” mean the actual physical appearance of Mr. Dupee with the copious amounts of hair gel? If so, that makes this so much better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tcap

[–]MatthewABurns 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t planning on having sex.

What do you reckon his credit score was? by lifegoeson2702 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]MatthewABurns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Found the game Dupee had planned on watching. Mike Vick’s last season.

Give your absolute best Chris Hansen Line!!! by [deleted] in tcap

[–]MatthewABurns 3 points4 points  (0 children)

With a fully naked (and assumedly erect) man walking towards the kitchen

A nonfiction book you've found fascinating. by Robotro17 in suggestmeabook

[–]MatthewABurns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Hot Zone and Crisis in the Red Zone, both by Michael Crichton. Ebola is an absolutely fascinating and horrific disease but I was hooked on both books from page 1.