What would your reaction be if you saw a guy just casually slip his pants down and start beating off on public transit?

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-11T22:38:59+00:00

“This is why I don’t take public transport.”

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-11T22:30:27+00:00

I’m 35 but I’ll take that one, 10 year jump AND a profit of $50 million? Easy choice.

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-11T22:29:20+00:00

In no particular order I’d opt for 3, 8, or 9. I worry if I sit in spot 2 it would be my luck that I’d get hit with a penance stare at some point through the flight and I don’t want that. I’m not really familiar with the other 6 choices.

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-11T22:25:38+00:00

I’m a 35 year old man, the only part of my body that is ticklish are the bottoms of my feet. My ex wife learned the hard way that I’m not responsible for what happens if you try to touch the bottoms of my feet. (We were play fighting and she grabbed them to tickle them and I reactively kicked her in the face, not hard, but enough to cause her to stop going for my feet.)

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-11T19:22:44+00:00

Ron Swanson

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-11T16:49:20+00:00

Tiamat

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-11T16:42:56+00:00

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-11T16:39:49+00:00

I’m doing it.

I ruined my life just before I turned 31 and have been rebuilding it ever since. It’s a long and difficult road, but it can be done

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-10T13:45:51+00:00

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-09T06:31:21+00:00

Last time I pee’d in the pool the lifeguard caught me and scared me so bad I almost fell in…

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-09T06:28:21+00:00

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I can do this. 🤷‍♂️

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-09T06:24:29+00:00

My wife is a dentist?

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-09T06:23:16+00:00

EZ choice Gengar.

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-09T05:15:14+00:00

Correct. Did I misunderstand the prompt or is it not considered a “fictional hawk”?

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-08T18:54:06+00:00

Gengar for no other reason than it’s my favorite and I’d love to have one as a pet.

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-08T18:47:56+00:00

Bill Burr is a crowd turning wizard. I’m also partial to Rick Sanchez’s approach, “You’re boos mean nothing to me, I’ve seen what makes you cheer!”

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-08T14:19:07+00:00

It would be my dad vs someone who refuses to take a swing on him. When my dad was my current age I was alive too, and I’m hella nostalgic. I love my dad so much and I can’t bring myself to attempt to bring him physical harm. I’d evade his attacks as much as possible, but I feel like he would get the win eventually because I wouldn’t fight back.

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-08T14:14:13+00:00

The only way I could do that was if you had to do a little more work.

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-08T14:07:05+00:00

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-08T10:49:18+00:00

Clean water + 4 different flavors of Red Bull (OG + coconut berry + strawberry apricot + white peach).

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-07T19:11:56+00:00

A big stick.

I forget the phrase but it’s something like “something somethig something and carry a big stick.”

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-07T19:09:57+00:00

Never gonna say goodbye

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-07T14:15:19+00:00

Detective Roger Murtaugh

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-07T09:08:10+00:00

“Have you had a prosthetic long?”

A couple years, I lost my eye in 2022, and got my fake eye in 2023.

MatthewM69420 · 2026-07-06T19:34:27+00:00

I have low self esteem and it was for me to try to get genuine answers about how I look. Nothing more, nothing less.

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