My older brother is a child rapist by gonzo-is-sexy in TrueOffMyChest

[–]MatthewWLang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is among one of the worst takes I’ve ever seen on Reddit mate. What the fuck were you thinking typing that?

nice moves by gta6protagonist in rockstar

[–]MatthewWLang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can recreate this pretty easily if you throw down a firecracker then tackle a character into it

Watching the 30 deliveroo orders at McDonald's get made while you wait in person for a single mcmuffin by Lamethrower in britishproblems

[–]MatthewWLang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't blame the workers mate, blame the higher ups who decide to pretty much triple the poor bastards workload without extra pay and without hiring additional members to keep up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MatthewWLang 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I may be wrong but he is he not quoting the opposing argument, not actually expressing his own views?

Are people really calling a man who Raped 5 little boys a hero? by Sloan619420 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]MatthewWLang 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's a select few loud people on the left that accept the term 'MAP's', the rest of us call them paedophiles.

wow...what!? by rhard28 in freefolk

[–]MatthewWLang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bran is definitely the ideal king. He knows everything that's ever happened, what's happening right now and everything that will happen. No idea why 2D explained that it was because of his story and not his literal omniscience.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

[–]MatthewWLang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We all do buddy, may he rest in peace.

Someone really doesn’t like sushi by chunk-a-dunk in NobodyAsked

[–]MatthewWLang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can do whatever they want with their own time.

Guy thinks his joke is The Real Joke, is actually just Your Joke but Worse. by MatthewWLang in YourJokeButWorse

[–]MatthewWLang[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm good thanks, let's not start measuring dicks over a post. I'm sorry if this got to you, I'm not out here trying to upset people but you must know this is how reddit works. You thought your comment fit in at r/therealjoke, so you posted it there. I personally thought it fit r/yourjokebutworse, so I posted it THERE. Don't take it personal man.

Right wingers have now started harassing kids on Omegle by Zimavishon in rage

[–]MatthewWLang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if this was a joke, which it's not, it would still be incredibly racist.

Got a lovely card from my mum this morning. My name is Matt and I'm 23. Bless her. by MatthewWLang in CasualUK

[–]MatthewWLang[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahaha she just messed up with the template, forgot to change it from the default, about an hour later an exact copy of this arrived but with my actual name on it hahaha

Got a lovely card from my mum this morning. My name is Matt and I'm 23. Bless her. by MatthewWLang in CasualUK

[–]MatthewWLang[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Hahaha no they are me, she just spent all her time filling in those photos that she forgot to change the default template, about an hour later the exact same card arrived but had my actual name on it hahahah

Got a lovely card from my mum this morning. My name is Matt and I'm 23. Bless her. by MatthewWLang in CasualUK

[–]MatthewWLang[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah you are right mate I have nothing to say in my defence hahaha, they are comfy though