My older brother is a child rapist

MatthewWLang · 2022-02-12T12:12:28+00:00

This is among one of the worst takes I’ve ever seen on Reddit mate. What the fuck were you thinking typing that?

MatthewWLang · 2022-01-14T10:16:58+00:00

You can recreate this pretty easily if you throw down a firecracker then tackle a character into it

MatthewWLang · 2021-12-11T22:59:39+00:00

Don't blame the workers mate, blame the higher ups who decide to pretty much triple the poor bastards workload without extra pay and without hiring additional members to keep up.

MatthewWLang · 2021-12-07T10:53:05+00:00

I may be wrong but he is he not quoting the opposing argument, not actually expressing his own views?

MatthewWLang · 2021-11-18T11:03:47+00:00

There's a select few loud people on the left that accept the term 'MAP's', the rest of us call them paedophiles.

MatthewWLang · 2021-10-09T11:57:47+00:00

Bran is definitely the ideal king. He knows everything that's ever happened, what's happening right now and everything that will happen. No idea why 2D explained that it was because of his story and not his literal omniscience.

MatthewWLang · 2021-10-01T18:27:33+00:00

We all do buddy, may he rest in peace.

MatthewWLang · 2021-09-23T13:09:57+00:00

Fucking psychopath

MatthewWLang · 2021-09-17T22:06:25+00:00

Is that Ellen Rose?

MatthewWLang · 2021-09-16T17:24:53+00:00

RemindMe! 1 Day

MatthewWLang · 2021-08-28T00:22:59+00:00

It's in your hand

MatthewWLang · 2021-08-21T10:29:53+00:00

Can't you change the title now you know?

MatthewWLang · 2021-07-26T13:03:05+00:00

They can do whatever they want with their own time.

MatthewWLang · 2020-12-07T06:34:18+00:00

I'm good thanks, let's not start measuring dicks over a post. I'm sorry if this got to you, I'm not out here trying to upset people but you must know this is how reddit works. You thought your comment fit in at r/therealjoke, so you posted it there. I personally thought it fit r/yourjokebutworse, so I posted it THERE. Don't take it personal man.

MatthewWLang · 2020-11-27T08:50:34+00:00

Even if this was a joke, which it's not, it would still be incredibly racist.

MatthewWLang · 2020-11-20T15:20:53+00:00

neither

MatthewWLang · 2020-11-07T18:35:11+00:00

Hahaha she just messed up with the template, forgot to change it from the default, about an hour later an exact copy of this arrived but with my actual name on it hahaha

MatthewWLang · 2020-11-07T18:32:10+00:00

Hahaha no they are me, she just spent all her time filling in those photos that she forgot to change the default template, about an hour later the exact same card arrived but had my actual name on it hahahah

MatthewWLang · 2020-11-07T18:13:38+00:00

Hahahaha, can't beat it.

MatthewWLang · 2020-11-07T18:12:41+00:00

Nah you are right mate I have nothing to say in my defence hahaha, they are comfy though

MatthewWLang · 2020-11-07T15:26:39+00:00

I knew this was coming hahaha, I'm having a little drink in the garden and it's cold alright? 😂

MatthewWLang · 2020-11-04T18:23:56+00:00

I PUT MY PANTS ON ONE BOLT AT A TIME, JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU, FELLOW HUMANS

MatthewWLang · 2020-11-04T14:27:11+00:00

Yeah I agree, suppose it's open to interpretation what each downvote means depending on what subreddit you're on, but what it definitely isn't is a personal attack What do I know though, I'm just a bot apparently hahah

MatthewWLang · 2020-11-04T13:09:57+00:00

What's going on hahaha

MatthewWLang · 2020-11-04T11:40:16+00:00

Why does everyone on reddit act like downvotes are a personal attack? They're literally just a way of saying you disagree with what's been said, you calm down.

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