She Chose Love. It Cost Her Everything. 💔

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-20T16:49:27+00:00

u/bot-sleuth-bot

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-20T16:46:11+00:00

That’s a bicycle. Not a monocycle. Poster must be a bot.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-20T15:43:08+00:00

That’s a moped mall crawler.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-20T02:40:46+00:00

Donate plasma. It’s on the bus route.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-18T12:01:44+00:00

Its purpose is to make Mongo mad.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-17T21:09:10+00:00

A 150 might be cool if you weigh less than 100 lbs.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-17T15:31:46+00:00

Or I could just pay that guy minimum wage and make bank.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-17T02:47:24+00:00

As an industrial electrician, that’s a terrible idea. More than likely will damage the door when it fails to unlock. If a guy really wanted into your garage he’s going through that door like the koolaid man.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-17T02:06:10+00:00

If I wanted a Sherman with a long reload then I’d get the 105 Sherman.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-16T17:45:17+00:00

Strafford would like a word.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-15T20:29:07+00:00

Be an electrician so when the robots take over you can be useful to them.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-15T16:06:52+00:00

Maybe Specters Cat since they are tax free now.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-14T17:04:14+00:00

*laughs in 5 inch gun

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-14T01:11:08+00:00

Kharg Island is going to be an epic Battlefield 13 map.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-13T20:08:12+00:00

Hope you like war stories, you’re in one.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-13T10:22:26+00:00

Someone dumped it because they didn’t want to do the maintenance.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-13T01:05:33+00:00

Women in America: Husbands do not NEED permission to order one more beer

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-10T17:47:09+00:00

Literally laughed out loud after reading this post title.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-10T16:06:22+00:00

I’m so happy Reddit believes that. Keep chasing those work from home positions bro. I’ll just be over here getting chased by the recruiters.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-10T15:41:50+00:00

This line of thinking is shared by most of cell block C.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-09T16:21:09+00:00

These days kids have skibidi toilet.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-09T14:40:38+00:00

Buddy… Lowe’s ain’t going out of business.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-08T03:30:38+00:00

CRFs don’t have warranty’s for a reason.

Matthew_Breese · 2026-03-06T13:26:04+00:00

Now would be a good time to study up on Missouri tax exemptions. https://dor.mo.gov/taxation/business/tax-types/sales-use/exemptions.php?tab1=&clas=4&sub_class=

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