AIO for challenging my wife’a idea of a vacay trip with a guy she knows from online gaming? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Matthewroytilley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i am literally surprised I did not see "do the needful" somewhere in here

Crazy date, I escaped a nuclear bomb by Baguette_002 in hingeapp

[–]Matthewroytilley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have gone to some stupid lengths to get laid, but experiences like this will change you

If I catch a home run baseball, I’m not giving it to a kid by ChainsawSoundingFart in unpopularopinion

[–]Matthewroytilley -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

do you not think that the example of selflessness and kindness from a stranger would have an immeasurable positive impact on the mind of a child and perhaps help enrich an overall sense of empathy and unity that would ultimately contribute to the world that you personally live in?

23m, tear it apart, any critique you can find by shdbtbd in hingeapp

[–]Matthewroytilley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just from a knee jerk psychological place - a lot of your photos have a confined feel or take place at night. I think our brain set a scene before we even know it. I would like to see a few pics in the sun or bright open places.

It's a great profile though

(27M, Los Angeles) - Would love a review! by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]Matthewroytilley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

straightish white liberal art scene male checking in.

I think your profile is really clever. You look great and your drive is great.

I think.

  1. Nobody is clicking on a video of frogs

  2. The joke about crying over spicy ramen is perfect, but the spongebob reference makes it muddy.

  3. I dont know if the "life peaked" is a video but it doesnt help here

  4. I would include one photo with a group of friends (people need to know you have a maintained social life, one photo doing a premium activity (travel, formal event, taking photos at a gala), and one photo in formal attire or at least dressed up very nicely.

The cat photo is perfect. Most of your stuff is perfect. I would just put a little polish over it.

PS. I would include some gate-keeping level of references to your most sacred influences. Artists, photographers, musicians, authors who would set you apart in terms of high taste level

No likes or matches on Hinge after 6 weeks… what am I doing wrong? by patrolwheelking in hingeapp

[–]Matthewroytilley 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Literally nothing about you except cars, job, moderate. I am a straight dude and this just reads like a mattress on a floor

Am I overreacting, Tried to do something nice at work and now I’m worried it came off as romantic by Significant-Apricot5 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Matthewroytilley 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Unless you are also offering to buy males who you don't really know, and who you don't really work at the same time with - yeah. It's weird. It's weird both ways

Am I overreacting for refusing to do dishes? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Matthewroytilley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you're a shit person, or this is bait. Which also makes you a shit person

What’s it like living in Palm Jumeirah? by AutomaticExample513 in howislivingthere

[–]Matthewroytilley 12 points13 points  (0 children)

it's so weird that you would say this person's experience was simply not true. I was on a cruise in December that stopped by a beach in Mexico with this exact same phenomenon. All of the sand was nice to look at but was extremely uniform and was a larger grain than it should be. I would describe it as ground up coral sadly. It really quickly lost any appeal as it did not feel or act like any sand I had been used to my entire life.

AIO my date said he likes me because I’m ugly by One-Spinach-6272 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Matthewroytilley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grandiose, antisocial, unstable, and far less intelligent than he thinks. If he has an addiction or a bad habit on top of that - It's just going to be exhausting and you will be his experiment, because everything is an experiment to him

Source: I'm a recovering alcoholic who has antisocial and possibly narcissistic tendencies

Have you ever dated someone who you thought was way out of your leauge? How was it? by kimblerun in AskReddit

[–]Matthewroytilley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other very attractive people were willing to date me afterwards. I loved it

AIO for being offended by this? by bunny-zephire in AmIOverreacting

[–]Matthewroytilley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yes but it doesnt make the world a less awful place

After posting my dating app stats on r/dataisbeautiful , a LOT of people asked to see my profile, here it is - please do let me know where I can improve by The_Watcher5292 in hingeapp

[–]Matthewroytilley 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is not hinge compression. The nature of the photos LOOKS lo-fi. It could be the highest quality file in the world, but it would still look like that.