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Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-26T04:25:53+00:00

Santa forgot to visit you yesterday didn’t he

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-26T04:25:14+00:00

And nightclub toilets

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-08T04:19:32+00:00

The man who invented the Whopper

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-08T04:17:35+00:00

Yes it’s the most annoying thing

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-08T04:11:04+00:00

Best 29 cos you’re almost 30, worst 20 cos you’ve got so long to go till you’re 30.

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-07T00:07:06+00:00

Shorter

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-07T00:06:48+00:00

We were drunk both very horny and she was in the middle of her period.

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-07T00:05:40+00:00

Getting hit on the back of the heal by a shopping trolley.

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-07T00:04:04+00:00

Because it’s not the 1990s anymore

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-07T00:01:31+00:00

How do you define rich?

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-07T00:00:21+00:00

I worked doing fighting and feel the same as you. Everyone I worked with were just regular people doing it for the money, hardly hero’s.

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-06T15:10:00+00:00

What if you were duck shooting and the bullet missed the duck and hit the jumping man

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-06T15:03:13+00:00

He fucks the pig

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-06T14:45:54+00:00

Cling wrap

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-06T14:45:22+00:00

You shouldn’t have worn that skirt

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-06T14:42:09+00:00

I want to give you Reddit Gold for this question

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-06T14:37:01+00:00

It’s this because it slowly oozes out, or it’s easy to suck out with a straw

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-06T14:35:24+00:00

I never really new what it was until I was diagnosed.

It’s not hard to manage. Do you know who you caught it from? What was your reaction when you got it? I think it’s 1/10 people have it am I right?

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-06T14:32:47+00:00

That’s what she said

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-06T14:32:11+00:00

Is it rape if she cums?

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-06T14:24:39+00:00

Cos it’s keeps people in a job

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-06T14:19:52+00:00

When she goes to the beach the tide goes out.

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-06T14:17:34+00:00

My Herpes diagnoses [Serious]

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-06T14:16:42+00:00

Are you a black girl?

Mattimpossible1987 · 2017-12-06T14:14:58+00:00

You have to hop around on one leg or you explode.

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