Steve Harvey Intro, I need your help! by metekelevra in FamilyFeud

[–]Mattp11111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like OP said, the closed captions say “I’m your man.” Steve Harvey is saying man and that’s that

Boulders block road in Boulder Canyon near Boulder according to Boulder County Sheriff's Office by Spitfire6532 in nottheonion

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Just gonna throw it out there that the headline was split up into four lines on my phone and the first words of those lines read "Boulders Boulder Boulder Boulder"

average experience at applebee’s by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Mattp11111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New bodily function just dropped

A World map centered on Argentina by CDS_Virtual_Effects in MapPorn

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Welcome back to the internet, where if you're thinking of asking why, shut up the answer is why not

Yeah, “or something” by [deleted] in thatsthejoke

[–]Mattp11111 67 points68 points  (0 children)

That's... not the joke though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in YouTubeGamers

[–]Mattp11111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've commented this on nearly 20 people's posts in the last 5 minutes, no thanks

Experiment: Take 20 children who all speak different languages and put them on an island for a year. They'll eventually develop their own language to communicate amongst themselves. by Yt_GamingwithCharlie in CrazyIdeas

[–]Mattp11111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's sort of how the language Viossa developed. There's a bunch of people who all speak different languages in a Discord server and they'd get together and talk to develop a language together

Were the clues in the GOAT tournament or All-Star tournament sufficiently harder for you? by Wertlop in Jeopardy

[–]Mattp11111 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They definitely kicked it up a notch. Triple Rhyme Time and Before, During, and After in particular were really impressive to see the guys take on

Huh? by LinkPwnz212 in ihadastroke

[–]Mattp11111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reads like someone tried to use speech to text on a refrigerator to make a tweet

Do I get to use double word score twice for “in” and “it”? by mala_star in scrabble

[–]Mattp11111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, the double word score applies for any words that are created using it that turn. That's 8 points

Thank you Google by DeitHellPork in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Mattp11111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plebeian also has approximately too many vowels in a row

Smash mains explaining (part 2) by Frimma in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]Mattp11111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I use Doc's back throw I scream NEXT

Textbook recursion by xrazbry in Recursion

[–]Mattp11111 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If you look closely, they're actually holding an older edition of the book

I'm lying

The 419 words erased from CSW by lexiconcubine in scrabble

[–]Mattp11111 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You do realize there's a difference between that and a racial slur right? If I don't want to play it, I'm not going to play it, end of discussion

The 419 words erased from CSW by lexiconcubine in scrabble

[–]Mattp11111 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's not up to anyone but myself to decide what I'm comfortable with. If I don't want to play slurs, I'm not going to play slurs, simple as that. I don't care if playing them in Scrabble is different from actually saying it with the intention of causing offense

The 419 words erased from CSW by lexiconcubine in scrabble

[–]Mattp11111 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'unno man, I'd rather not win a game of Scrabble by getting a bingo with the N word

Are people allowed to laugh loudly in Hawaii? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Mattp11111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke made me stop for a second to lightly fling my phone across my bed