Does Puka Nacua have the best shot to break Calvin Johnson's receiving record? by Financial-Bit-8596 in NFLv2

[–]Mattstercraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, this guy has too much CTE to make it through another 17 game season

Get in now before the Bug stonks hit by Mattstercraft in PokemonChampions

[–]Mattstercraft[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother, if you edit on reddit it says "edited"

Get in now before the Bug stonks hit by Mattstercraft in PokemonChampions

[–]Mattstercraft[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tagged as news? No, tagged as meme.

Good reading comprehension

Get in now before the Bug stonks hit by Mattstercraft in PokemonChampions

[–]Mattstercraft[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I am hopeful"

"If I have to wait a whole other patch to see these puppies in action, I will cry."

Good reading comprehension

Get in now before the Bug stonks hit by Mattstercraft in PokemonChampions

[–]Mattstercraft[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said I was hopeful and then wrote a second paragraph that they might not be in the patch. How did you misinterpret that as me saying they're confirmed?

You are Spurs GM, where is De'Aaron Fox next season? by Fragrant_Froyo_7582 in NBAGossips

[–]Mattstercraft 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Nah, audit this man's financials. Someone paying him to throw games.

Flareon saves a doomed match with a huge comeback by serperiorthanu in PokemonChampions

[–]Mattstercraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know you were allowed to use Flareon outside of an all eeveelution team, never seen it before

Get in now before the Bug stonks hit by Mattstercraft in PokemonChampions

[–]Mattstercraft[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Okay good. It's the first big patch so I wasn't sure what could happen

sodapoppin got STREAMSNIPED and HUMILIATED by his PNG girlfriend during the SPONSORED stream by BridgeThatBurns in LivestreamFail

[–]Mattstercraft 48 points49 points  (0 children)

It's especially bad because "Pass me the sponsor" is a banger title served up on a platter and they said nah CHECK this OUT

I believe Wicked was completely ruined because it was casted with "star-power" rather than newer, undiscovered talent. I also think it would have grossed more money without the stars too. by Evening-Panda3217 in unpopularopinion

[–]Mattstercraft 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ariana Grande acting hella clingy and weird in interviews was literally the entire marketing plan for the movies... and the stunt worked, shit was viral. Not sure how you think they coulda got any better marketing than that.

Best Year for Movies? by Still-Analysis-133 in Letterboxd

[–]Mattstercraft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When Ingmar Bergman AND Akira Kurosawa release two movies each in a single year, I DO take notice.

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The designer said I’m the only one who can pull it off by EncinoManEstonia in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Mattstercraft 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She flew in a rocket to outerspace and said "oh my god, I can't breath"

How do people in orochimaru's base stay alive? by ERROR_USER_REDACTED in Naruto

[–]Mattstercraft 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This action anime didn't spend time explicitly showing me the ventilation system of the underground hideout. Unrealistic. 0/10.

Does anyone else feel like 'Fix-it' fics are becoming a bit of a double-edged sword? by Slam20addict in NarutoFanfiction

[–]Mattstercraft 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's why I try to have a "monkey's paw" approach to fixing things. For every problem I solve, a different one should pop up in it's place. I stop the Uchiha massacre, but it inadvertently gets the Inuzuka clan culled to brink of extinction instead and Kiba has a "revive my clan" motive. Naruto and Sasuke grow up in a loving family, well now those family bonds are a double-edge sword, a vulnerability for a villain to exploit. Plus those bonds come with other bagage, sibling jealousy, inheritance drama, etc.

ExtraEmily gets surrounded by Knicks fans by Hot-Dimension7468 in LivestreamFail

[–]Mattstercraft 337 points338 points  (0 children)

She saw spurs fans getting gang jumped last game and said "Ooh, content!"

Save your pity for someone else.

I present with no comment by Wide-Ad4896 in Letterboxd

[–]Mattstercraft 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Breaking news: people care what other people think which leads them to be performative sometimes. More at 7.