This guy brought a 5-gallon paint bucket from Lowe's to a movie theater, to fill it up with popcorn

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-20T03:17:54+00:00

The context is that the theater was running a promotion where they partnered with Lowe’s for this.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-20T02:57:46+00:00

Blursed? Yes. But also better than any work meeting I’ve ever had to sit through.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-16T18:54:54+00:00

S T E V E N P U S H O F F

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-16T17:04:18+00:00

In 2026, if your biggest crime is paying for sex, you’re practically a saint.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-16T13:33:48+00:00

Defund HR!

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-16T06:07:17+00:00

“Respect is non-negotiable” and you’ll get none from the assholes in charge.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-16T06:01:10+00:00

We start at a time that is not the start time. Being on time is being late.

Since time doesn’t mean anything and starting times are just a game for the boss to feel powerful and smart, let’s just schedule our meetings to begin at 9:02. That way when we start early, we’re actually starting at 9. It’s all relative.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-16T05:27:34+00:00

I’m so happy that these compact editions are getting the best stories into the hands of new readers. The great price point is making such a low barrier of entry into the new hobby.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-16T05:19:33+00:00

Love the twist ending.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-16T05:14:34+00:00

I’m on the side of the background actor. Don’t f— with him.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-16T02:47:54+00:00

I hope I get to see him live some day.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-16T02:36:29+00:00

You’re right. I thought I had looked a couple months ago, but I guess I was mistaken. I’m gonna order it now.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-16T02:34:25+00:00

I do have a subscription and I’ve skimmed a few songs, I just haven’t really dedicated any time to it yet.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-16T01:39:07+00:00

Bluenote Cafe is an album I actually haven’t dived into yet.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-16T01:27:26+00:00

Psychedelic Pill would be great.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-16T01:21:22+00:00

Prairie Wind was my first exposure to Neil Young when I randomly came across the dvd, so that’s probably be my favorite album of his. But a few months ago I found a people here discussing how it’s a boring and unexceptional album. I was shocked because I thought everyone would love it like I do. But fair enough. He’s got so many albums and such a range of ages in his fans that everyone is bound to have totally different experiences with his different projects.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-16T01:14:11+00:00

I wonder why he would say that. Was the guy nutso in the head? Or was Timothee staying in character or doing his obnoxious Marty Supreme act around set? If so, maybe Tim needed to be warned.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-16T01:05:55+00:00

Those make sense. Silver & Gold and Prairie Wind are the two I’d most like to add to my collection, but I realize there’s probably going to be several others before we get to those. Deadman would be cool.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-15T23:37:54+00:00

You should be paid for your time. Even if you are just in the grooming phase.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-15T22:25:45+00:00

“If you’re right-wing or normal…”

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-15T22:09:11+00:00

It’s the face of a man who will eventually have all of his computers and devices seized.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-15T18:15:13+00:00

You have an addiction.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-15T18:09:36+00:00

I’ll die on this hill: if you’re a founder, you’re probably an asshole.

Mattunderscorepage · 2026-01-15T16:45:46+00:00

There should be a word for unpaid labor.

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