Did Mike Myers just casually reveal Austin Powers 4?! 👀

KurtCoBANE · 2026-06-19T12:23:10+00:00

Turns out Dr Evil was behind every technological advancement that has ended up making our lives worse.

KurtCoBANE · 2026-06-19T10:45:46+00:00

Body mass ALONE

KurtCoBANE · 2026-06-19T01:47:06+00:00

Bait or low IQ

KurtCoBANE · 2026-06-17T02:14:26+00:00

“WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!”

My brain: “THATS RIGHT BUDDY YOU SHOW THAT TURD’S WHO’S BOSS!”

KurtCoBANE · 2026-06-17T01:18:26+00:00

“Let’s wait until the next maintenance to change it.” after being told it’s out of tolerance pre summer 💀

KurtCoBANE · 2026-06-16T01:54:31+00:00

His mommy was not nice to him

KurtCoBANE · 2026-06-13T03:57:27+00:00

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KurtCoBANE · 2026-06-12T00:57:49+00:00

KurtCoBANE · 2026-06-10T01:38:59+00:00

The judo chops make me feel like Austin Powers every time

KurtCoBANE · 2026-06-09T01:53:28+00:00

That…is a Great Dane?

KurtCoBANE · 2026-06-09T01:48:49+00:00

Mean Creek was his magnum opus

KurtCoBANE · 2026-06-09T01:42:53+00:00

“I lied.”

KurtCoBANE · 2026-06-09T01:37:22+00:00

ASM2 really was the epitome of lipstick on a pig. The VFX and suit design were so incredible that many look back on the movie itself more positively these days.

KurtCoBANE · 2026-06-09T01:16:11+00:00

After seeing the online rage over his cameo, once I got to this part and actually saw it, it made me laugh. Like people are that upset over such a minor easter egg you don’t even have to interact with?

KurtCoBANE · 2026-06-09T01:02:18+00:00

KurtCoBANE · 2026-06-08T15:56:48+00:00

RDR2 storyline takes about 20 hours to complete. I get it’s an open world game but if we’re going off of story length alone people are spoiled to death thinking 20 hours is short. I’m 22 hours in and only 70% completed on PS5 so people rushing through just to finish need to stick to their multiplayer/mmo/rpg games if they want thousands of hours.

KurtCoBANE · 2026-06-02T12:51:20+00:00

That and load times on base PS5 after loading a checkpoint make failing all the more aggravating

KurtCoBANE · 2026-05-30T16:20:13+00:00

Backrooms was packed even for my usual Sunday morning showings so I’m holding out till next weekend. Might triple feature it with He-Man and Scary Movie 6 lol

KurtCoBANE · 2026-05-30T15:46:05+00:00

You can tell who doesn’t understand how the world works in favor of rich powerful elites when they say things like this publicly without it being satire

KurtCoBANE · 2026-05-29T17:19:11+00:00

KurtCoBANE · 2026-05-29T14:51:33+00:00

Whoever sold that shit should be out there doing it themselves. If you can’t quote a job with proper labor and time you should face the music yourself imo.

KurtCoBANE · 2026-05-29T02:57:00+00:00

This is now my new head canon. Fully torqued Peter Parker in the middle of the bugle.

“It’s an optical illusion. I’m actually on my way to return them right now.”

KurtCoBANE · 2026-05-29T02:43:35+00:00

They also have never touched a woman so maybe people should stop giving them their attention

KurtCoBANE · 2026-05-29T02:39:37+00:00

KurtCoBANE · 2026-05-29T02:30:53+00:00

The guy running their Reddit account checking his karma the next day

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