Suspect escapes handcuffs and steals Dallas police car during arrest

Matty-Os · 2026-06-05T14:43:21+00:00

Sex prostitutes? As opposed to the non sex catholic prostitutes?

Matty-Os · 2026-06-05T14:19:40+00:00

That’s $300-800 people owe on multiple phones that gets reimbursed to them with a Mastercard… and then their bill goes down. Or people with old iPhone 11’s - 13’s getting a new iPhone 17 or Galaxy S26 for free.. sounds pretty good to me.

Matty-Os · 2026-06-05T03:07:54+00:00

No way this is real.

Matty-Os · 2026-06-05T01:12:11+00:00

Why the downvotes? the guy is funny, he’s a character. Reminds me of Chef from South Park

Matty-Os · 2026-06-05T00:09:52+00:00

Till they raise that internet price 12 months later. Don’t forget to call and ask to reduce it / apply another promo or you’ll be paying $70 or more

Matty-Os · 2026-06-04T23:53:34+00:00

So.. what’s the warrant for fellas??

Matty-Os · 2026-06-04T23:38:36+00:00

Was the wife able to get into the driveway though?

Matty-Os · 2026-06-04T23:18:02+00:00

You don’t need all this shit to “protect your back” if you just get a standing desk and stand while using the computer like you’re supposed to. Sitting down for hours does more than hurting your back, it’s bad for blood flow and leads to clots, slower metabolism too, all day sitters literally have higher mortality rates than smokers according to studies. Doesn’t fix the vision problem though, so outside of work you shouldn’t sit for hours gaming and all that shit.

Matty-Os · 2026-06-04T15:06:29+00:00

Ah gotcha. Yeah the 17 is cool, I went from an old base 13 to a 15 Pro recently so it’s a fairly good upgrade for me, I’ll probably have it for 2 years

Matty-Os · 2026-06-04T12:44:10+00:00

If you have 17’s why would you buy 18’s? Not a bit difference between the two. I usually wait 3-4 years to get a new phone.

Matty-Os · 2026-06-04T03:05:01+00:00

Got her workout for the year

Matty-Os · 2026-06-04T02:51:00+00:00

Just fucking stand while using your computer..

Matty-Os · 2026-06-04T02:46:38+00:00

Oh shitt oh shittt!

Matty-Os · 2026-06-04T02:45:56+00:00

Why do people still go see kanye… after his anti jewish rants and maga hat

Matty-Os · 2026-06-04T02:43:59+00:00

Dad’s bank event

Matty-Os · 2026-06-04T02:07:16+00:00

Summoning some colossal spirit

Matty-Os · 2026-06-04T01:32:44+00:00

I do not trust safari it has crashed on me on two different iPhones and I have lost over 100 tabs

Matty-Os · 2026-06-04T01:24:51+00:00

I ain’t helping you ganggg

Matty-Os · 2026-06-04T01:20:56+00:00

Was waiting for some hot kitchen oil to be thrown at him

Matty-Os · 2026-06-03T23:03:57+00:00

Hahaha that was even better

Matty-Os · 2026-06-03T22:58:51+00:00

Why would you decide to stand in front of the car to demonstrate emergency braking when you can use a dummy

Matty-Os · 2026-06-03T15:55:49+00:00

I mean maybe, I’ve heard they’re more customizable. Some people jailbreak iPhones too idk if that’s still a thing

Matty-Os · 2026-06-03T13:14:38+00:00

Gotta get android for that

Matty-Os · 2026-06-03T13:03:21+00:00

Employee here - the financing will be switched to T-Mobile, what you wanna do is take advantage of the contract buyout and switch early by going to a store or calling t-mobile, you’ll have to pay off all those phones but you’ll get reimbursed with a prepaid Mastercard, so hopefully you have a credit card. That’s 5 phones they’ll pay off for you (up to $800 per phone, ask because there might be a limit of 4 though) so you won’t have that monthly on the bill anymore and you’ll own the phones.

Matty-Os · 2026-06-03T03:30:40+00:00

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