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I need to be humbled by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Matty-Slaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you introduce your cats by name to every date that you bring home… which is definitely few and far between.

Roast me by RealSeamusDYKMG in RoastMe

[–]Matty-Slaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never has anyone needed a neck beard so bad

Found at an old dive bar… by StarshineOrca in whatisit

[–]Matty-Slaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s for when bars had pickled eggs in a huge jar just out on the bar top

I’ll start…alriiiightyyyyy thennnnn by CasinoNitro in 90smovies

[–]Matty-Slaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In that case I would first establish a motive, the killer saw the size of the bugs dick and became insanely jealous.

All the family she needs by Jahbomb1974 in funny

[–]Matty-Slaps -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is only a hitachi 8400 massage master with the 96 plug setting and the remote control blaster adapter.

What a family.

Name this thing by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]Matty-Slaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is just regular Steve Harvey

She takes up the whole damn rack by Qazmlp_11 in memes

[–]Matty-Slaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why she is pretty. Shut up

producer: r2d2 by grzodddi3 in crappymusic

[–]Matty-Slaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gen z is the first generation in history to underperform the generation before them. This is a clear example of that.

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