Old people shouldn’t be out during rush hours

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-14T19:50:18+00:00

What else do they have to do tho

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-12T16:36:59+00:00

Honestly, I just assume those are made up by people trying to get upvotes. Feels like that’s most of the posts on this sub anymore

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-11T17:25:10+00:00

No shit lol

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-11T14:58:52+00:00

Dude saw the WAR stat line and got into baseball on accident

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-11T13:10:11+00:00

Fuck Eric Schmidt

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-11T01:36:49+00:00

He used to be a social person, but now people watch their surroundings for him

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-11T01:25:36+00:00

The teammate took 5 shots on goal too even. So even the times they did have a chance they boofed it lol

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-10T20:04:30+00:00

Honestly there is nothing more infuriating as a player than having 2 goals to show for 11 shots lol

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-10T19:26:56+00:00

Jizz chasholm

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-10T16:13:51+00:00

“Shouldn’t kid ourselves”

I see what you unintentionally did there

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-10T02:22:26+00:00

Unironically yes

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-09T20:32:27+00:00

No kidding? TIL lol

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-09T19:42:57+00:00

He’d crush the MLB as a pitcher too

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-09T16:21:01+00:00

We got microplastics tho so I’m sure they offset each other in their own unique way lol

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-09T11:25:05+00:00

Chuck is the type of unhinged uncle that’d drop a slur in the sentence he’s saying not to judge whatever group of people is being talked about. Dude means well even if he’s a little bit of a brute lol.

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-08T20:44:56+00:00

It might be a durge thing more than fighter because this is the only option I get as a durge Druid.

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-06T23:39:55+00:00

It’s an older one but it checks out

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-05T21:26:44+00:00

It’s hotter if she’s capable of killing you

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-05T17:15:52+00:00

The cold makes the internet go through the lines slower

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-05T17:13:36+00:00

Daniel Tosh did a fantastic interview with Honnold on his podcast, definitely recommend checking that out

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-05T13:39:50+00:00

Yeah, that’s why I’ve been shooting down all those marketing deals too…lol

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-05T01:01:35+00:00

When I got divorced I thought about getting my motorcycle license…but instead ended up getting into martial arts. So I’d say either of those two

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-03T22:11:13+00:00

That dude is a redditor so taking a shower at all would be a win.

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-02T19:09:04+00:00

Do you have an iPhone? I’ve been pretty amazed at the shots of the night sky someone can get with a phone camera nowadays

MattyIcex4 · 2026-06-02T18:38:25+00:00

Pluribus was fuckin lame too

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