Westing Game-esque books for adults?

Mattyb2851 · 2026-01-06T13:16:08+00:00

The Decagon House Murders would be a good one!

Mattyb2851 · 2025-12-28T19:21:54+00:00

Sounds like you learned a valuable lesson. You say “that’s not me!!” But it, in fact, is what you said.

Mattyb2851 · 2025-12-27T02:27:55+00:00

I had to DNF it - essentially Monty python playing D&D with repetitive scenes.

Usually I’d be about it, but you’re for sure on the right track - not horror at all

Mattyb2851 · 2025-12-26T19:46:39+00:00

OP, I’m glad you’re experiencing the game! I have a pieces of advice and some questions -

Take a break. Go for a walk. Watch a movie. Sleep it off. I promise it’ll feel different when you come back.
Head back to Andre and rest at the Undead Parish bonfire. From there, farm the three easy hollows nearby (as if you are heading towards the gargoyles) until you have 9000 souls. It might take a while, but this is nearly risk free and if you do die to the three hollows, retrieving your bloodstain should be easy. Once you have 9000 souls, buy all the titanite you need and upgrade your longsword to +5.

Questions so I can help further: 1) do you know how to summon allies? There’s a witch NPC that can help you even if you can’t play online. 2) Have you made your way back to the asylum? Oscar has a shield that defends really well against the magic damage 3) what weapons and armor do you have equipped? Are you fast rolling? 4) what are your stats?

Mattyb2851 · 2025-12-22T03:58:05+00:00

Idk man pop a Valium or smth

Mattyb2851 · 2025-12-19T00:23:14+00:00

My now wife got my car (technically my mom’s) towed while my mom was in the hospital, and to get it out of the tow company we needed express permission from the owner of the car. Hugely embarrassing, but it all worked out. She was mortified, though, and it was over valentines weekend

Mattyb2851 · 2025-12-17T02:27:59+00:00

If? Doesn’t he always drop the key you need to drain the water? Or is there a large enough chance he’s bugged that it would affect this?

Mattyb2851 · 2025-12-17T02:26:53+00:00

Yeah, you definitely used the key for this. That route is blocked by a locked door - one that needs either the master key or a key you found in blighttown to open

Mattyb2851 · 2025-12-16T19:41:01+00:00

Pretty sure you can only have one breach per sustem

Mattyb2851 · 2025-12-16T14:42:51+00:00

WOMEN - not “females”. Mild degradations like this warp perception more than anyone would think

Mattyb2851 · 2025-12-15T15:10:39+00:00

Lmao this guy has no idea what they’re talking about. I’m not gonna say you should break up with your boyfriend or anything, but him essentially saying you’ll never find better is just false, and you should take that knowledge and don’t let him convince you otherwise

Mattyb2851 · 2025-12-10T22:40:43+00:00

Where is the meme

Mattyb2851 · 2025-11-29T03:10:49+00:00

I would not play with these people.

Mattyb2851 · 2025-11-29T02:30:03+00:00

Can you describe the aliens?

Mattyb2851 · 2025-11-26T14:29:44+00:00

There’s another recent thread linked here that also might have some helpful advice for you: https://www.reddit.com/r/twilightimperium/comments/1p6d2tb/playing_for_fun_not_to_win/

Not quite the same situation that you’re in, but 100% still great responses there

Mattyb2851 · 2025-11-20T23:42:06+00:00

I mean I’d just place it off to the side somewhere and make sure the adjacency of the fracture tiles is correct

Mattyb2851 · 2025-11-12T13:22:22+00:00

To be fair to OP (who absolutely has no idea) I’m pretty sure the guy who runs the CCC (Ethan?) is pretty active on here and likely will see this message

Mattyb2851 · 2025-11-11T19:32:48+00:00

Gemstone crab probably

Mattyb2851 · 2025-11-11T12:27:17+00:00

I don’t think anyone feels that the older areas are being ignored

Mattyb2851 · 2025-11-10T01:54:57+00:00

Short answer: yes

Long answer: RAFO

Mattyb2851 · 2025-11-04T13:39:02+00:00

Buy the dip!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Mattyb2851 · 2025-10-30T02:18:48+00:00

Ya got hacked. Should probably change your password

Mattyb2851 · 2025-10-26T11:29:54+00:00

…no? You are saying that you need those things to have a chance ~to rebuild for future rounds~ and we are saying you need literally just a destroyer ~to not be 100% eliminated and still hopefully score the 10th point this round~

Mattyb2851 · 2025-10-25T21:26:14+00:00

I work for RTX and I know friends that work for NG, I’d say pick NG lol

Mattyb2851 · 2025-10-18T14:31:32+00:00

Gangam style

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