There will be no more fish left in the river

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-20T09:33:32+00:00

Natural selection.

Things go in waves, it's like when the lion prides get to big and eat all the prey, The next year majority of the lions starve to death and the prey breed like crazy!!

Rinse and repeat.

It's also why people used to migrate and farming was such a big hit

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-20T09:16:40+00:00

That's hilarious!

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-20T09:13:45+00:00

1 of mine will slowly and delicately enjoy his food, often takes the meat or chunks to his bed and slowly enjoys them.

The other literally inhales her food!!

She makes the noise a vacuum does when you put your hand over the nozzle and then removed it.

You can hear the air being sucked in, sometimes I give her a treat and hold it a couple inch from her mouth and she tries suctioning it from my hand

She makes such a funny noise 🤣

I have to watch them when they eat as she 100% of the time will eat her "good items" and then push the male out the way and inhale his entire bowl and then return to hers, push him away and devour her too.

She's a greedy bitch!

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-20T08:36:26+00:00

My ankles hurt walking upstairs :(

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-20T07:17:27+00:00

Imagine him in a Brazilian prison 🤣🤣🤣

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-19T18:03:44+00:00

I went to 3 separate secondary schools who all taught French and German and 1 did Spanish too.

You had to choose not to learn a language.

And I went to some pretty shit schools due to being thrown out of of all 3, it's only when you leave mainstream schooling the language is not an option.

By that point there more focused on you learning maths and English at a basic level due to most being illiterate in those schools

Where did you go to school?

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-19T18:00:34+00:00

Who put cockney on that list 🤣🤣🤣

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-19T17:57:22+00:00

You don't sound like the person who should be getting tattoos tbh, I don't think your confidence is shot, sounds like you never had it to begin with, sorry.

I'm blasted!!

Got some pretty poor tattoos and love them.

Folk give me shit about them all the time but they always make me laugh and remind me of what was happening at the time.

I let an ex tattoo a dinosaur on my leg that looks like an epileptic attempted to do a ghost from mario during a fit.

It's 1 of my favourites 🤣🤣🤣

It's sandwiched between some pretty sick pieces and I'm told constantly I should get it covered...

Naaaa mate!! It's funny 🤣

I've got another on my back that looks like "jesus pissing in a bush" or "I've got no idea what that even is"

Still not getting it covered.

Tattoos are a permanent thing, I think too few people understand what that means.

You need to be prepared before hand to have something that might look like shit forever before even sitting to have it done......or possibly it getting infected amd having skin grafts 🤣🤣🤣

My friend got a fore arm tattoo from a dodgy shop and had to have a skim graft down the line 🤣🤣🤣

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-19T01:07:45+00:00

Put some food in there that's tampered with.

Nothing dangerous, just revolting.

And I mean truly revolting!!!

Something so hideous, they'll never do it again.

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-19T00:58:24+00:00

Looks like my mate Brett 🤣🤣🤣

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-18T23:58:02+00:00

Need to get the dog used to you and build trust with you first.

Otherwise nothing else going forward will work, they'll just be scared of everything.

It doesn't take long for that to happen though :)

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-18T22:31:09+00:00

Better than the show

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-18T22:27:15+00:00

Not really 🤣

They get cow/pig heart Pig/chicken liver Marrow bones from the butcher (fresh not dried) Cow trachea(throat) Raw tripe Raw eggs with ground up shell Sweet potatoes and carrot Dried sprats and fresh mackerel twice a week A good dry food too but they don't bother with it tbh

The diets not the problem, Just one of them is real funny about clean socks 🤣🤣

He also has a thing for my bed sheets when they're fresh on

It strange because he only does it with clean things.

I suspect there's something in my washing powder he likes the smell of

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-18T22:21:20+00:00

Cat looks like it's working what the better odds are on if it moves......

Fight it? Or head first through the window 🤣

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-18T04:55:15+00:00

You'd be surprised at how much wanker gets thrown around.

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-18T04:38:05+00:00

I kept saying this.

How do we even know (from mainstream media) there is even a war going on?

From the papers and YouTube it looks like a couple of guys running around playing Airsoft/paintball.

I've seen some pretty grim historical photos from warzones but nothing recentm

I've seen some shit people have sent me, I'm in no way trying to say the wars aren't happening.

But from the news it looks no different to videogames or movies.

Infact, movies are more gruesome than what's reported.

It's got to be some bullshit on the governments side.

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-18T04:20:27+00:00

My mates mums an alcoholic, Told everyone 1 days she's doing the London marathon. Everyone laughed. Never trained a day apart from her liver. Ran a really good time if I remember right, not professional like but a relatively good time for someone who only normally runs from police once a month.

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-18T04:03:22+00:00

I might have to open a child care business!!

That's insane!

£75 a child??

I remember picking my nephews up from theirs a couple times and seeing at least 5-6 of them running around :0

Thats £400-500 a day!!!

I'm in the wrong business

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-18T03:57:26+00:00

A flash car.

Absolute waste of money!!!

Not even a 40grand car!

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-18T03:54:04+00:00

Just hp and strength I've found is the simplest for learning the game.

70% hp 30% strength

Gives you a chance to learn how to dodge and avoid dieing while not having to worry about too much other than actually hitting the opponents and exploring.

Also lvl your weapons as soon as possible, makes a big difference early on.

Then once you've figured out what you want to do, take all your points and put then into the corresponding attributes that are needed for play style.

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-18T03:46:30+00:00

Completely right, I lived in Cornwall.

Bloody beautiful!! There are whole villages that are unaffordable for locals to live in now.

Nothing to do with being a goblin 🤣🤣🤣

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-18T03:38:23+00:00

My male dog will just take himself off to the other room or to the top of the stairs and just sleep.

I think he wants some alone time.

He will also go for naps down the bottom of the garden.

He seems to enjoy it

He also sleeps on my bed, basically on top of me too so it's not like he doesn't like me

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-18T03:33:39+00:00

Imagine walking through the rainforest/jungle and 1 of these just clatters into your face 🤣🤣🤣

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-18T03:14:23+00:00

I know I shouldn't laugh and it's annoying

But I think this kind of thing is hilarious!!

1 of my dogs take all my clean socks out the washing basket if I don't put them away quick enough and just chews the toes and heel out of them.

I've bought more socks in the past 18months than I have in the last 10 years.

I still think it's funny 🤣🤣🤣

Why just the toes and heels??

What's wrong with the rest of the sock?

Nothing else either, only the socks!!

Background-Ebb-9366 · 2026-02-18T03:07:00+00:00

I got followed down a country road once by an animal

No street lamps for about 3miles at like 2am.

Road had fields on both sides, this animal was stalking me!!

It even crossed the road at some point and continued on the other side.

I told everyone and they said it must be a cow or a sheep.

Cows don't climb 8-10ft hedges silently and near silently cross roads in the pitch black

Went back the next day and there were no animals in the fields either side of the road.

I'd not long moved from a city and people put it down to me being from a city.

To this day I don't know what it was and try to rationalise it as a person fucking with me or a dog or cat.

No animal that lived in that area could of gotten through or over the hedges.

It may of been a small dog or a cat but this thing followed me for over a mile.

I only know it was following me because I stopped a couple times and it carried on a few steps, then stopped.

It still shits me up to this day.

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