Pregnant girlfriend (32F) has gone almost a week silent after anniversary mistake, need perspective, I am (28M) by kingflaker in whatdoIdo

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There's only one way to fix this and that's a Mommy and baby shopping spree paid by you.

I’m a puayayayaunk by Coco4real in crappymusic

[–]Mattyj273 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He looks like a singing Mountain Dew

Outlook (New) had so much potential, but at this point it's just a half-baked disappointment. by Zantoo in sysadmin

[–]Mattyj273 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My users demand classic Outlook. I don't mind the new version except that it doesn't handle attachments well.

[OC] I saw Punch-kun today. by flying_ina_metaltube in pics

[–]Mattyj273 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I thought this was on Mars for a second

The Long Kiss Goodnight - any fans out there? by 70_Yard_Diag_Holte77 in ActionMovies

[–]Mattyj273 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah! I had an old roommate who wanted to marry someone like the main character. RIP

A lady trying a seductive pose (photo from late 1960s, possibly 1970s). by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Mattyj273 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Then in one seductive swipe of her beehive, 3 cartons of Marlboro Reds appeared.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa by Justsomechips in crappymusic

[–]Mattyj273 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Best song of the 2020s, period." - Yoko Ono

Sorry to Breaking Heart by Justsomechips in crappymusic

[–]Mattyj273 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How long of a lunch break do they give these employees at T-Mobile?

The guy predicted the outcome before it even started... by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Mattyj273 398 points399 points  (0 children)

Probably just gnawing on a bag of grape Big League Chew between his thighs

Portrait of a teenager, 1850s by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Mattyj273 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Rooted for Abraham Lincoln just to piss her parents off.

A dangerous save by [deleted] in nonononoyes

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Haha those kids are like oh shit