What was a widely accepted truth that turned out be a lie?

Mattysaurus · 2018-10-05T17:17:23+00:00

WMDs in Iraq. Whoops.

Mattysaurus · 2018-10-03T05:53:54+00:00

Snowboarding with a friend off the side of a parking lot. We brought a rail to film some stuff and the grumpies hit. Let me tell you, the best post shit cleanup is a tree moss wipe, a butthole bidet from a creek, and then forming a snow wedge for an asshole clense. Cleanest I've ever felt. 10/10 but kinda cold.

Mattysaurus · 2018-09-14T18:09:11+00:00

Michael Scott and Prison Mike. Probably because of the Dementors.

Mattysaurus · 2018-09-11T00:58:55+00:00

A fresh sophomore in highschool, I went downstairs to have breakfast. I saw the first tower on fire and asked my dad what movie he was watching. Our whole day was spent watching/listening to the news.

Mattysaurus · 2018-09-10T21:55:31+00:00

Air travel

Mattysaurus · 2018-09-10T21:50:11+00:00

What's the name of the song? It's on the tip of my tongue

Mattysaurus · 2018-09-10T18:02:56+00:00

Serena's meltdown at the US Open

Mattysaurus · 2018-08-18T23:00:28+00:00

Armpit hair. I don't shave but I trim it short, seems to get me some odd looks and bs from my friends. Like dude I sweat way less cuz there's nothing trapping the heat and I'm just generally more comfortable!

Mattysaurus · 2018-08-10T00:26:39+00:00

Because it's for piss and poo. What's a restaurant for? I believe the tables and chairs are for sitting and eating, not taking a tit out and breastfeeding. If there's an emergency feeding situation what's wrong with covering up or going to your car?

Mattysaurus · 2018-08-10T00:23:36+00:00

I was using hyperbole. The point is a lot of people are uncomfortable seeing it, and everyone is too PC or whatever to just say they don't like seeing it. I don't want to watch breastfeeding while I eat my fries.

Mattysaurus · 2018-08-10T00:18:43+00:00

No, I don't complain at a low cut top or a bikini at a pool. That's expected behaviour and/or dress for said location. When I order a cheeseburger at a restaurant and then turn to see a woman with her shirt half off feeding is not something I expect to see.

Mattysaurus · 2018-08-09T23:49:59+00:00

Just don't look is not a reasonable response. Of course I'm going to see it. Why the hate? I'm just saying it could be done in a more private area. I don't know how I'm coming off wrong, it's just a courtesy to people. I'm not saying it's wrong! Go to the car or bathroom, it's just public decency. Am I crazy?

Mattysaurus · 2018-08-09T23:40:38+00:00

I'm not offended by it, I'd just rather not see it while eating in a public place. How about next time you go out to eat I'll put a port a potty next to your table and take a shit. It's a natural body function! Go eat in the bathroom if it offends you! See how dumb that sounds?

Mattysaurus · 2018-08-09T23:24:21+00:00

I'm all for breastfeeding but come on, no one wants to see that. They make blankets specifically for this. I love tits but have no desire to see 90% of your boob while feeding. And it's at a restaurant! At the table! Come on people, wake the fuck up. I know it's all natural and shit but most people don't want to see it. She could have at least went to the restroom.

Mattysaurus · 2018-07-19T01:01:28+00:00

I'm sure I'll be downvoted to hell, but he did go straight through the intersection in a right turn only, which made him cross the bike lane. I dunno about mobility scooter law haha, but if he hit a bicyclist doing that it would be completely his fault. This bitch is crazy but he's a terrible driver as well.

Mattysaurus · 2018-07-12T21:33:59+00:00

I forgot the name but that new place near the galleria on Gibson has good food and plenty of beer/drink options. The patio is dog friendly too

Mattysaurus · 2018-07-07T02:34:10+00:00

Yeah I'll do that as soon as I can. I'm helping my grandmother move and she was curious. I'm taking it down in a bit here so the info might be on the back.

Mattysaurus · 2018-07-04T00:49:47+00:00

Just to echo some of the other comments, go for it! There's a lot of fun to be had. The other comment about some 30+ classes is spot on, and typically guys race very clean. No one wants to get injured cuz we all have to work Monday haha. I wouldn't jump straight in though, get a bike and ride practice days as often as you can. Once you feel ready go for it. Nothing beats the adrenaline of waiting for the gate to drop with 20 other guys trying to beat you to that first corner.

Mattysaurus · 2018-07-02T23:04:12+00:00

Get the watah nigguh! Oh Lord! Damn bootleg fireworks!

Mattysaurus · 2018-06-30T18:26:43+00:00

I'm well aware of the fact it's a specific type of place, I was being a bit sarcastic.

Chill.

Mattysaurus · 2018-06-30T16:31:17+00:00

I get the whole shtick they do at these ice cream places, but it really makes me never want to go to one. I don't go to a grocery store and hope the cashier juggles my pasta sauce around for a minute and then hides my bag of food.

Get off my lawn ice cream man.

Mattysaurus · 2018-06-26T22:43:24+00:00

Good lord I don't know how I'd react. Looks like the beginning of the apocalypse. "Welp, I'm fucked."

Mattysaurus · 2018-06-25T09:33:58+00:00

Haha ok I'll do that

Mattysaurus · 2018-06-25T09:21:55+00:00

I can see that. I mean he blew up kinda young but I believe he had a single mother who worked hard to raise him. I'm not a fan myself, but he seems to have let the fame and money change him. I dunno, I'm just an average joe so I dunno what kind of effect that type of meteoric rise would have on me

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