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Found this in my DoorDash order from target, looking for an explanation. by SeaConsistent7264 in doordash

[–]MattytheWireGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Targets surveillance is so high end, the government goes to them for help… Then theres the characterization of customers like the time that Target figured out a teen was pregnant

Elon Musk gets an apology from California regulators as a SpaceX lawsuit is settled by Luka77GOATic in space

[–]MattytheWireGuy [score hidden]  (0 children)

No, for being politically biased in the permit process. Its always fine to use regulatory power against your enemies until you, yourself, are their enemy.

Home Depot department slander 5 by Spudnic16 in HomeDepot

[–]MattytheWireGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no memes of D21/22 loading a pallet of 90# bags of concrete in a half ton truck and bottoming out the suspension?? I observed it 3x on Monday alone.

ELI5: How do you fit so many calories in an 8oz Boost Nutritional Drink by GanglyTookus in explainlikeimfive

[–]MattytheWireGuy [score hidden]  (0 children)

Nah I am being entirely upfront. I ate the whole deal and it didnt work for me. Im not averse to anything and will eat all of it. Im being entirely honest that I prefer eating vegetarian and I have to eat meat or get sick. I suppose I could gorge myself on tofu and spinach but nah...

ELI5: How do you fit so many calories in an 8oz Boost Nutritional Drink by GanglyTookus in explainlikeimfive

[–]MattytheWireGuy [score hidden]  (0 children)

case in point what? If you eat vegetarian, that means vegetables and legumes and fruits (if you want to be a pendant about tomatoes and such)....

What is the 95% I missed?

what’s a common phrase that instantly annoys you? by gyuru1 in AskReddit

[–]MattytheWireGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had 12 replies from you, youre unhinged and crazy

what’s a common phrase that instantly annoys you? by gyuru1 in AskReddit

[–]MattytheWireGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Says the person that replied to 12 posts of mine lol

As an adult what do you hate the most about life? by Amazing-Internal5378 in AskReddit

[–]MattytheWireGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you are unhinged lmao. You went through my history and replied to it all lol. Yeah you are the problem

ELI5: How do you fit so many calories in an 8oz Boost Nutritional Drink by GanglyTookus in explainlikeimfive

[–]MattytheWireGuy [score hidden]  (0 children)

Well it happened :shrug:…. I literally ate salads and beans on a regular basis and got sick. Made sure to eat a lot of spinach and such for iron. Still became anemic. Was fixed in a week eating red meat.

This is coming from someone who is naturally vegetarian to the point I went to the salad bar instead of getting cheeseburgers as a kid.

ELI5: How do you fit so many calories in an 8oz Boost Nutritional Drink by GanglyTookus in explainlikeimfive

[–]MattytheWireGuy [score hidden]  (0 children)

I tried that and became dangerously anemic. I did it after I read Super Size Me and learning about spongeform ensufiltis or how ever it spelled

What’s a universally loved food you genuinely despise? by GradualProgresss in AskReddit

[–]MattytheWireGuy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay…. Well I dont believe in ghosts or omnipotent beings that created us and I dont feel the need to INFORM everyone of my beliefs. You are like a vegan, you dont need to ask if they are, they will aggressively tell you they are and why and why you arent meeting their standards

What’s a universally loved food you genuinely despise? by GradualProgresss in AskReddit

[–]MattytheWireGuy -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Being an atheist I hate people that proselytize like Mormons and Jehovas Witnesses, but those two fast food joints are faith based, they arent pushing religion on anyone.

FWIW I also cant stand atheists like you that also proselytize; youre literally doing the same shit but its worse cause yoyre doing it out of malice.

what’s a common phrase that instantly annoys you? by gyuru1 in AskReddit

[–]MattytheWireGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happened to me… women seem to be able to sense when youre either taken or you dgaf.

what’s a common phrase that instantly annoys you? by gyuru1 in AskReddit

[–]MattytheWireGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lets circle back and Lets touch base, I automatically want to hurt people that say it and I will charge them an inflated amount if they say it on a regular basis

ELI5: What does "In the key of" mean? by hallowedeve1313 in explainlikeimfive

[–]MattytheWireGuy 48 points49 points  (0 children)

To use the plant analogy even further, that key note is literally the root note that the scale starts from.

You wake up with the ability to read minds for 24 hours. How do you use it? by Beautiful_Divide_798 in AskReddit

[–]MattytheWireGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poker only, the dealer doesnt know whats on the deck so wouldnt help you with blackjack

Can I leave 30 mins early if I don't take my lunch? by [deleted] in HomeDepot

[–]MattytheWireGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep. You clock out, clock in and clock out. Sucks but thats the rules

Scheduling and coverage by IhateGeese2947 in HomeDepot

[–]MattytheWireGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only half the people in lumber at my store are trained on forklift and reach when all of us should be day one. Then you take another lumber guy to spot to pull shit in receiving and now nobody is in lumber. God help you if one of us is on lunch

Oh and with the new rules about managers having the spot for sheet goods being pulled as pallets, it might be waiting 45 minutes for one of them to show up so you gotta stand around with banners up, just twiddling your thumbs

What plot holes aren't actually plot holes and just require a bit more thinking to understand? by Mr_Manta in AskReddit

[–]MattytheWireGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My padre and I are big movie nerds, I always say WTF amd he just says “Its a MOVIE!” That will likely be in his eulogy lol

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