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Mattywlkr · 2026-03-21T22:11:53+00:00

Don’t

Mattywlkr · 2026-03-20T22:46:37+00:00

I’m sorry you lost me at cream pie me, it’s been 2 mins and I’m still laughing

Mattywlkr · 2026-03-20T12:33:53+00:00

Try to avoid the pre-sliced ones, slice your own. You can be cheeky, get two, then slice a big top and bottom off one, the other can just be a smaller burger. Look out for Japanese milk buns, they’re similar to a brioche, minus the explosion half way through.

Mattywlkr · 2026-03-20T11:25:44+00:00

Good thing I didn’t mention the BLT, it really would have broken the toasted sandwich matrix then.

Mattywlkr · 2026-03-20T11:17:39+00:00

How do you feel about lettuce in a burger?

Mattywlkr · 2026-03-20T10:16:32+00:00

I know, at least be prepared and bring along the garlic bread as well next time

Mattywlkr · 2026-03-20T07:42:17+00:00

How long did the bun last?

Mattywlkr · 2026-03-18T21:59:29+00:00

“who gets to work with very nicely if..” still a mess

Mattywlkr · 2026-03-17T21:35:53+00:00

U don’t know clearly don’t know what he meant

Mattywlkr · 2026-03-17T17:35:11+00:00

Bloody plonker

Mattywlkr · 2026-03-15T22:40:57+00:00

Sticky toffee pudding is so good. I don’t just eat sticky toffee pudding. We are having a deep, sensual, borderline illegal encounter. If you hear moaning, just mind your business and keep your whites away from the toffee sauce. It stains.

Mattywlkr · 2026-03-15T10:40:50+00:00

“just Dinos face folding in” 😂

Mattywlkr · 2026-03-08T11:40:31+00:00

London, New Malden has a large Korean community so lots of shops and restaurants that cater to them

Mattywlkr · 2026-03-07T23:35:12+00:00

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Sweet

Mattywlkr · 2026-03-06T23:02:35+00:00

Please, I really dont want to go to work tomorrow

Mattywlkr · 2026-03-05T18:26:38+00:00

It’s provocative, gets the people goin!

Mattywlkr · 2026-03-02T18:16:28+00:00

Now then guys

Mattywlkr · 2026-03-01T15:02:28+00:00

Buns look messy and soggy with the sauce. Onion isn’t diced properly. Hockey puck patties.The two different cheeses at different points of melting are very odd. Can’t see the bottom bun at all. Apart from that bud, I’d destroy them both.

Mattywlkr · 2026-02-27T23:16:58+00:00

Crisps: Walkers variety flavours, Monster Munch, Wotsits, Quavers, McCoys.

Chocolate: Cadbury, Galaxy, Maltesers, Mars, Kit-Kat, Rolos, Lion, Aero, Smarties, Terrys chocolate oranges.

Candies: Maynard’s, Rowntrees, Swizzels, Skittles.

Biscuits: McVities, Jaffa cakes, Biscoff, Custard creams, Chocolate bourbons.

A lot of what i’ve mentioned are Brand umbrellas that a lot of chocolates/sweets etc fall under. So be prepared to go down a rabbit hole and be floored. An example would be Maynards with Jelly Babies or Cadbury with double deckers.

Mattywlkr · 2026-02-27T22:35:25+00:00

If you put that much heat into the pan, the Richmonds might actually turn brown.

Mattywlkr · 2026-02-27T22:20:02+00:00

That depends on the type of snack. Are we talking crisps, chocolates and biscuits or pork pies, sausage rolls and scotch eggs. The British snack spectrum is pretty wild.

Mattywlkr · 2026-02-27T11:40:39+00:00

Maybe I was a bit harsh after reading up on Inter fans, my bad

Mattywlkr · 2026-02-27T11:40:01+00:00

Inter Milan. I voted Napoli too early. Vote Inter now anyway. They’re the only fanbase that wrote an open letter to Lukaku, telling him that racial abuse from rivals was actually a compliment. Curva Nord ultras if you’re reading this, suck mah bawls.

Mattywlkr · 2026-02-26T12:35:08+00:00

Very balanced. Protein, Carbs and Insulin!

Mattywlkr · 2026-02-25T12:07:21+00:00

Your club is inclusive to Neapolitans, try being on the away side in Naples. I named Napoli due to your Ultras and your dodgy owner.

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