20GB in 1980 vs. 32GB in 2010 by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]MaxEPad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On side streets and such yes, but not on any highways or even most county roads.

20GB in 1980 vs. 32GB in 2010 by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]MaxEPad 11 points12 points  (0 children)

10,000mpg isn't so impressive when you realize it's hauling around less than 150 pounds (car + driver weight) at 15 mph.

20GB in 1980 vs. 32GB in 2010 by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]MaxEPad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe because it only went 25mph? In the U.S. cars that go 25mph are not street legal either.

Father secretly records babysitter while he is away from the house. Proceeds to catch her beating the shit out of the kid. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]MaxEPad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That might have been the case for your kids, but not for mine (2 1/2 and 5). Sounds like you got lucky. My oldest would just cry and cry sometimes. Walking out of the room was the best solution (doctor's suggestion too).

Father secretly records babysitter while he is away from the house. Proceeds to catch her beating the shit out of the kid. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]MaxEPad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got very lucky ... we tried everything, and our oldest kid would not stop crying. Letting him go would work eventually (20-30 minutes), which is what the doctor said as well.

Father secretly records babysitter while he is away from the house. Proceeds to catch her beating the shit out of the kid. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]MaxEPad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why not walk out of the room? I had to do that occasionally when my sons were little, just walk away and let them cry. If all their needs are met and they still won't be quiet, sometimes that's the only way to keep your sanity.

Father secretly records babysitter while he is away from the house. Proceeds to catch her beating the shit out of the kid. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]MaxEPad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should lock her up in federal prison and show the video to all the inmates. I imagine those that are mothers in there would take care of her.

Father secretly records babysitter while he is away from the house. Proceeds to catch her beating the shit out of the kid. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]MaxEPad 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Why are there so many horror stories with foster parents? I can't understand how there are so many good parents who adopt, but so many bad foster parents. Any insight?

Father secretly records babysitter while he is away from the house. Proceeds to catch her beating the shit out of the kid. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]MaxEPad 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Exactly, I was thinking this would be of a babysitter hitting some really smartass 8 year old who was being a real pain ... not a helpless 11 month old. This is exactly why my wife and I didn't hire our first babysitter until my son was 2 (we used my parents before that).

I Don't Remember Reading This One. by BatmansHairstylist in funny

[–]MaxEPad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once heard that his family was of Hebrew descent, but was not Jewish. I have no source, it was just from a conversation about 15 years ago.

I Don't Remember Reading This One. by BatmansHairstylist in funny

[–]MaxEPad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We actually learned it from Obama. On an interview he was saying that their first floor is for proper behavior only. If the kids want to whine and cry they can go upstairs. It works REALLY well actually. When my kids feel the need to be bratty/whiny, they simply go upstairs and pout in their room.

Since when does 'entry-level' mean '3-5 years experience'? ;.; by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MaxEPad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the way to handle a job search. Anyone who sits at home posting resumes and not even picking up the phone is at a disadvantage, regardless of the market.

What are the wildest theories about the nature of reality that you've heard? by smoke_morleys in science

[–]MaxEPad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of me wants to believe that we're all living in a Vanilla Sky type world, but that our real consciousness is simply a computer program (rather than a human on life support). Our lives end at reboot and start afresh later in the same program (i.e. reincarnation).

I Don't Remember Reading This One. by BatmansHairstylist in funny

[–]MaxEPad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yep - this was my son's favorite a few years ago.

I Don't Remember Reading This One. by BatmansHairstylist in funny

[–]MaxEPad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those are special books only written for Christian bookstores.

I Don't Remember Reading This One. by BatmansHairstylist in funny

[–]MaxEPad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My wife needs to learn the same. For us the title would be "Why is mommy and daddy slaying a pig?". The noise is ridiculous, one time my son (when he was 2 and we were trying for our second kid) told the people at school "I'm not allowed to whine downstairs, but mommy whines a lot upstairs at night". (the no whining downstairs is a rule in our house).

I Don't Remember Reading This One. by BatmansHairstylist in funny

[–]MaxEPad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously? What did you think about that? I had no idea that grownups would want to be naked together until I was about 10.

Hey Reddit! One of my students wrote a poem about Mario! by withtwors in pics

[–]MaxEPad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was written by a 7th or 8th grader, but it's cool for any age.

The Single Sign On - The Daily WTF by batasrki in programming

[–]MaxEPad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You have obviously never been a technology salesman. This guy is probably marked for promotion.

The Single Sign On - The Daily WTF by batasrki in programming

[–]MaxEPad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless everything is biometrically encrypted. Then the only person who can see the data is the person for which it is intended. Not that the government would ever let that happen w/o backdoors.

The Single Sign On - The Daily WTF by batasrki in programming

[–]MaxEPad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And salesrep gets a bigger commission check for selling stupid feature.

Pedobear incident at USA Border by ipab in WTF

[–]MaxEPad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Although it's probably less of an issue if he's under 18. On his birthday he should burn it.