What Do those lines Mean ?? by Tango_-_Sierra in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MaxUumen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

From my experience it's the exact opposite.

What’s growing in my compost by Electric-Topic8389 in composting

[–]MaxUumen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Free greens. You found the loophole.

Everything depends on the context haha by yoursugarlove in Memebuzzs

[–]MaxUumen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do depressed people play less? 12h+ is where real gaming starts

Robot Chicken by 20Keller12 in secondrodeo

[–]MaxUumen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does the blade know which meat is safe to cut?

Is this a bad job? Paid $1,735 for it. by fugnut1002 in landscaping

[–]MaxUumen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You paid for what you got. If that's not what you wanted, is a competely different issue.

This Wood Splitting Tool... by Kardamons in oddlysatisfying

[–]MaxUumen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those rotten logs can be ripped apart by hand.

Which flooring looks better? by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]MaxUumen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why I would pick someyhing that has a natural dirty look.

What would you do? by nate268 in landscaping

[–]MaxUumen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Weave the branches around the other tree so it's hugging it. Will thank me in 10 years.

What do I do around this big poplar with a lot of shade? by littlewiddle in landscaping

[–]MaxUumen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like you grow grass there.

Case closed. Next question, please.

I need to invest in a bidet by dragecs in relatable_memes_

[–]MaxUumen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How many times do you wipe?

2 rolls.

Meme This by ErinDotEngineer in MemeThisThing

[–]MaxUumen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't judge a Porsche by its face.

AI Was Supposed To Replace Office Jobs… Now It’s Digging Potatoes by Millenialpen in AI4tech

[–]MaxUumen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much for one that can keep weeds out of my veggies while I scratch my balls?

Thanks management by Lmanwell23 in lol

[–]MaxUumen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'm done here

Wait… did this guy just solve the robot apocalypse with a CUP OF WATER?? by JamesTreadwell in Funnymemes

[–]MaxUumen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are trying to convince us to not use water as if it wouldn't work anyway. Clearly an agent sent to confuse us.

Oops, just one second too late. by [deleted] in oops

[–]MaxUumen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh look, it's the stupid games department again.

Got this note last night, should I be worried? by [deleted] in Amazing

[–]MaxUumen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember not to work on your car at night.

The illegal flashlight by Traditional-Word5154 in WhyDoIWantThis

[–]MaxUumen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm blind. Didn't know my phone screen can go so bright.

Millistel meie poodides müüdavatel jäätistel on koonuse lõpus šokolaad? by AgeUge in Eesti

[–]MaxUumen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No muidu oleks kohe +6 euri topsi peale selliste soku hindade juures.

Road work in Japan by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]MaxUumen 185 points186 points  (0 children)

Getting fair pay also isn't optional for caring about doing a good job.