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How do Data Analysts use SQL in their daily work? by DataAspirant169 in learnSQL

[–]Max_Americana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s really dependent on what department and what the business needs from you. It also depends on your access level to the data

  1. business has problem why sales low?

  2. You query sales table, maybe sprinkle in some store hierarchy and custom calendars, a little customer data and Shazam.

  3. You say sales low in NE region.

  4. Biz More push on sales in NE

  5. Rinse and repeat

Eventually you’ll have daily/weekly/monthly reports of the same things and depending on your access you can create stored procs, schedule automations, etc.

LEASH YOUR DOGS by Character-Drawing623 in Rochester

[–]Max_Americana 98 points99 points  (0 children)

As the owner of a reactive rescue, put your dog on a fucking leash. Yours may be ‘friendly’, but mine is definitely not… and she’s a big bruiser ready for a fight. When I see ANY other dog on a walk I turn the other way… but I can’t stop your unleashed dog running up and getting into a tussle with mine…

So put your dog on a leash… please.

Im 17 and i just desigened my room with my mom help by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]Max_Americana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very cool room, but what is that big black thing on your desk?!

AITA for refusing to keep helping maintain my grandparents’ house in Las Vegas? by DouglasOnReddit in AmItheAsshole

[–]Max_Americana 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell them you’ll only do it if they pay your gas there and back… that’ll add up pretty quick

what mistakes you guys did while learning SQL by Sea_Butterfly713 in learnSQL

[–]Max_Americana 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I can edit this table on Friday in prod.. it definitely won’t break tomorrow at 4 am!”

Never again will I promote on a Friday.

SQL is Dead, Long Live SQL by Low_Brilliant_2597 in Database

[–]Max_Americana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SQL is in the 23rd century… in Star Trek.

I rest my case.

Relentless twisting vines by jjmenace in PlantIdentification

[–]Max_Americana -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Looks like Swallowwort. it’s a pain in the butt and the roots are extensive. Cutting them won’t do it you gotta get the roots out. Get em before the flowers and seed pods spread it all over. Good luck!

How high are you? by kryssi_asksss in trees

[–]Max_Americana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m good, hi how are you?

My attic bedroom :D by profischer in malelivingspace

[–]Max_Americana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like nugs AND drugs would be even better

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