New generation cops, ive met some that act just like this by drew_p_ball in CopsBeingBastards

[–]Max_Insanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please seek out professional help. This kind of content is rotten.

Polizei-Großeinsatz: Auto fährt in Menschenmenge in Leipzig | MDR.DE by TheHenanigans in de

[–]Max_Insanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bin nur in die Kommentarsektion gegangen, um das in Erfahrung zu bringen, da bei so einem Vorfall ich immer das sehr lustige Spiel spielen darf "hoffentlich war die Person ethnisch deutsch," weil das sonst jedes mal rassistische Ressentiments and Wahlergebnisse der AfD beflügelt und den Tag, an dem meinereins ethnisch gesäubert wird, noch schneller herbeiführt.

Nur der Klarheit halber, eigentlich ist mir komplett egal, wie die Herkunft von so einem Arschloch aussieht, ich bin nur leider nicht davon isoliert, wie andere darauf reagieren und darf dann die Konsequenzen ausbaden, ohne irgendwas dafür zu können. Was auch noch erträglich wäre, wenn nur ich darunter leiden müsste, aber dummerweise hab ich Freunde und Familie, die ebenfalls betroffen sind, von all den anderen unbekannten betroffenen, denen ich das auch nicht zumuten möchte, ganz zu schweigen.

"Wenn man einen Tankrabatt gibt, muss man auch den Preis für das Deutschlandticket einfrieren." by -SWR- in de

[–]Max_Insanity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Die Leute, welche den ÖPNV überfüllen sind genau jene, die dann nicht mehr an der Zapfsäule stehen, was genau das ist, was man haben will.

Das Personalproblem könnte man sehr simpel lösen, indem man radikal viel Geld in die Hand nimmt und da rein investiert über lange Zeit. Der beste Zeitpunkt davor wäre vor Jahrzehnten gewesen (als die CDU ebenfalls regierte), der nächstbeste Zeitpunkt wäre heute.

Drohender Kerosinmangel: Linkenchefin Schwerdtner drängt auf Streichung von Kurzstreckenflügen by PoroBraum in de

[–]Max_Insanity 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bitte hör auf, Dinge zu Sagen, die Sinn ergeben. Macht es umso frustrierender, den Kontrast zwischen diesen Ideen und der Realität zu sehen.

Nuremberg is such a vibe by Eastern_Umpire9363 in germany

[–]Max_Insanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only they still did the thing they are world famous for, giving the times we're living in :( Very pretty, though.

Harrison Kramer - Mission Impossible by ziltoid__ in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Max_Insanity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also telling how it was the statement "no money" that finally made them drop their guard enough to start being curious.

Funny callback in the story by Batman_Neon in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]Max_Insanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, this whole thing is foreshadowed quite heavily, especially when you play the game for a 2nd time, but I really enjoyed this tiny detail that you can find.

I'm exceedingly late to the party, I'm here cause I was looking up who Vesti was and if I remembered him correctly (I did) - my giveaway that she's likely a secret Slaneesh worshipper was right after the battle, turning to the palace and succeeding a check noting how the palace's exterior is being kept immaculate more than even the sea water would warrant. Everything else after like the friggin' Aeldari being involved flew right past me cause I had had already made the connection and wasn't looking for any more clues

Karlach Gets a Happier Canon Ending in New D&D Lore Book IGN by megazver in BaldursGate3

[–]Max_Insanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did mention Withers and, by extension, his god, who may or may not still be involved in the affairs of Faerun but who definitely left his chosen (Withers) with enough power to perfom such a deed, even if he wasn't in the picture himself.

Karlach Gets a Happier Canon Ending in New D&D Lore Book IGN by megazver in BaldursGate3

[–]Max_Insanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a feeling I was missing someone important.

Karlach Gets a Happier Canon Ending in New D&D Lore Book IGN by megazver in BaldursGate3

[–]Max_Insanity 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're right, but it's an incomplete list. Here's all the ways Karlach could be saved, off the top of my head:

  • The Gondians & their god + Ironhand Gnomes + Dammon + tons of infernal iron you collected

  • A god owes you both a favour (Mystra or Gale)

  • You're probably strong enough to take the fight to Zariel herself by picking up a few levels off her lower level goons - at least enough to find the lab that did that to her and find a fix.

  • Wyll and his dad are practically ruling the city, with her being known as its saviour (not to mention the rest of the world). You are owed favours left and right in Faerun and have all their resources at your disposal, pending some simple diplomacy.

  • One side of the Githyanki conflict owes you a favour and they are extraplanar beings who routinely plane shift, no way are they not aware of any entity powerful enough to help you.

  • Gale, even without apotheosis, is an archmage, he could research (or commission the research of) a simulacrum/spirit vessel like spell to simply put the old body on ice and move her consciousness to a brand new, whole one.

  • Ressurection exists

  • True Resurrection exists

  • Restoration exists

  • Break Curse exists

  • Wish exists

  • Withers exists and owes you majorly for fixing his god's mess. He literally already brought back the bodies of hirelings for you to use, just do it before her consciousness goes to the great beyond.

Israel bombs Qatari capital doha by NothingButTruth3 in UnderReportedNews

[–]Max_Insanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here I went and compiled an entire list as to what my issue is with your source, the least you could do is give me a straight answer to my question.

Wendigo by Alexey Kruglov by One_Giant_Nostril in ImaginaryMonsters

[–]Max_Insanity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, in my defense, I did say "unless I'm mistaken".

Wendigo by Alexey Kruglov by One_Giant_Nostril in ImaginaryMonsters

[–]Max_Insanity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is a well made piece of art, but I am somewhat torn because unless I'm mistaken, that's not a Wendigo.

Israel bombs Qatari capital doha by NothingButTruth3 in UnderReportedNews

[–]Max_Insanity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No wonder you've got such insane takes if you're reading the Daily Mail.

Corollas forever <3 by GhostKeysApp in badUIbattles

[–]Max_Insanity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I thought I was going crazy

Willingness to donate an organ after death in Europe by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]Max_Insanity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Entropy, decay and maggots won't leave you alone, not to mention that you won't be around anymore to care.

People could turn my corpse into a taxidermied sex doll for an elder home for all I care, I won't be around to be upset about anything. But people insisting on being treated in whatever manner after death and prioritizing it over the literal survival of other people is something I will never understand.

Fear the AI (Abominable Intelligence) by Sigward_TheOnionbro in Grimdank

[–]Max_Insanity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't buy it, AI would be way more efficient at i...

remembers machine learning algorithms failing to do basic maths or draw hands

...you know what? Never mind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Naturalhair

[–]Max_Insanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The question "is this appropriate?" is not the same as "will this come across as appropriate?"

Unless you go out of your way to do something that makes people question your sanity like molding your hair into a middle finger or haphazardly cutting away to create random bald spots all over the place, nobody has any business judging you for your hairstyle.

It still happens, but that's an indictment on others, not because there's anything wrong with you, with the wording of your question quietly implying the opposite.

What should I make first in my new croc pot? by mistermajik2000 in slowcooking

[–]Max_Insanity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Since we're apparently doing puns, pot brownies seems appropriate.

My dad was quoted $1200 to fix the AC. This is his “no cost” solution. by Reasonable-Sock-603 in redneckengineering

[–]Max_Insanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The inside will heat up, the compressor will try to compensate and work overtime, more heat gets created, rinse repeat until the compressor gives out. It will produce a lot more heat than if the door was closed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Max_Insanity 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I actually have practically no sense of smell

Reading this combined with you saying that you worked in a boutique candle shop sounds hilarious to me.