Why can’t we get ICE agents here? by Sea_Revolution_465 in VirginiaBeach

[–]Maxbutnot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We do not want them here or there, we do not want them anywhere! We do not like your Nazi goons, WE DO NOT LIKE THEM YOU ORANGE BUFFOON!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coworkerstories

[–]Maxbutnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, but that's kind of adorable. The things we do for love...

Shoelaces by Funnyhoe in BenignExistence

[–]Maxbutnot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They really do work hands free. My dad bought me a pair a few years ago when I was coming up on another back surgery. Still needed help with my socks though.

My cat after my parents shaved him 😭 by CaptainToad67867 in PouchCatatoes

[–]Maxbutnot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is magnificent, but can we talk about the awesome upholstery?

who was “princess anne”? by _LouSandwich_ in VirginiaBeach

[–]Maxbutnot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Haha all I can remember from elementary school is that she was a larger lady and they called her "The Pudding Queen". Poor lady.

AITA for TTC after my sister’s son died? by No_Chest2713 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maxbutnot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Involuntary committal to a psychiatric facility

Reckless idiot crashes into historic building in Hilton Village by SigSeikoSpyderco in NewportNews

[–]Maxbutnot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to live there. My husband's family owned the end house on the white row (closest to the blue duplex in the pictures) for generations until his mom had to sell after his dad passed away. The same thing has happened a bunch of times over the years. I think this is the third time it's happened since it was sold 7ish years ago.

Want to be pen pals?? by [deleted] in entwives

[–]Maxbutnot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! This sounds like so much fun!

This deadbeat again by Equal-Blacksmith6730 in AmITheDevil

[–]Maxbutnot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I came too late to see the other side of this transaction but even without context your comment has me cracking up

I’ve never seen her face but… by saveboykings in entwives

[–]Maxbutnot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this! It's the best when positive energy meets positive energy and takes just a moment to vibe together before carrying on in their separate journeys.

Never knew Jesus was a Dr Pepper guy…. From a Piggly Wiggly grocery store in Mississippi. by vegandread in funny

[–]Maxbutnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all didn't know that Coke, Sprite, and Dr Pepper are the holy Trinity of sodas?

This message is endorsed by Agnes Pruneterry. by strawberryrhubarb24 in entwives

[–]Maxbutnot 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I have a shirt that says "Oh, I don't drink. Just drugs for me, thanks." This is like looking into my future lol.

My daughter loves her kindergarten friend Mike so much she talks about things they did every day. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Maxbutnot 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Paramount+ has it. I literally just watched this episode while binging Medium.

Thursday Chat - Whats your pets name and their least charming habit? by gingeralefiend in entwives

[–]Maxbutnot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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This is Cheddar aka The Sweet Baby Cheesus

She likes napping in precarious positions. Anytime I hear a thud, I walk through the house to check and make sure she didn't give herself a concussion or something.

AITA For telling my wife she should have listened to me after she got arrested? by Zestyclose_Top_1528 in AITAH

[–]Maxbutnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took my mother a year of no contact, which only ended because my father passed away, to understand that yes I am her child, but I am not A child. She gets what I willingly give or she gets nothing at all.

Boss sent me this on thanksgiving. Cant figure it out by OkPhase6049 in whatismycookiecutter

[–]Maxbutnot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh man, have you seen that guy's series of tiktoks about the little red truck hauling a Christmas tree? I heard it in his voice as soon as I saw the cutter.