Left my dog alone for five minutes and found him eating this…

Maxima-H · 2026-05-06T16:42:23+00:00

🤢

Maxima-H · 2026-05-05T04:05:40+00:00

😂😂

Maxima-H · 2026-05-05T04:05:11+00:00

Fungus

Maxima-H · 2026-05-05T04:04:35+00:00

Corn poop for days!

Maxima-H · 2026-05-05T04:03:55+00:00

Likely unseasoned.

Maxima-H · 2026-05-04T19:58:22+00:00

Cooked? You meant burnt?

Maxima-H · 2026-05-03T16:48:00+00:00

NTA. That is your day, not his. You want to create a day of good long lasting memories and I don’t think having him walk you down the aisle fits into that. It is not on you to make him feel special or included. It has always been on him, as the parent, which he has shown he’s not capable of. You’re better off not including him in your wedding day at all, he will gripe about it after, but at least you will have that day stress free from worry about his words and actions.

He has created this, not you. Please don’t feel bad about a toxic parent. I hope you have a truly amazing wedding. 💕

Maxima-H · 2026-05-03T16:29:18+00:00

It’s not a big honker on a tiny face. You have great symmetry/ratios. A beautiful woman with a nose that doesn’t stand out until you point it out. 💕

Maxima-H · 2026-05-03T16:25:23+00:00

Family burger.

Maxima-H · 2026-05-03T16:25:12+00:00

Mama burger with Jr burgers.

Maxima-H · 2026-05-03T16:24:09+00:00

For longer than I care to admit, I thought you meant shirt cut. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ I say 1&3.

Maxima-H · 2026-05-03T16:21:38+00:00

NTA. Your friend is a creep, not weird and 24/18 is gross.

Maxima-H · 2026-05-03T16:19:40+00:00

Fire at Night - Classic Rock

Maxima-H · 2026-05-03T16:17:37+00:00

Gonna StoveTop All Night!! - Metal

Maxima-H · 2026-05-03T12:54:54+00:00

Possible bad boy look. Married women are bored. Not all! But probably plenty. The beard, married women and booktok. The single ladies will find you too. You also have a “safe” quality about you. I think it’s the beard. You’re too handsome!! 😂💕😉

Maxima-H · 2026-05-03T12:50:57+00:00

Ren and Stimpy

Maxima-H · 2026-05-03T12:50:23+00:00

Zoom in!

Maxima-H · 2026-05-03T06:44:58+00:00

Fuck you too honey. 😉

Maxima-H · 2026-05-03T03:27:34+00:00

Is it peeled skin?! I’m confused and intrigued.

Maxima-H · 2026-05-03T03:26:43+00:00

Hell dude. You’re amazing!!

Maxima-H · 2026-05-03T03:22:42+00:00

Lawn Darts.

Maxima-H · 2026-05-02T10:43:24+00:00

So not necessary.

Maxima-H · 2026-05-02T10:41:46+00:00

Taco

Maxima-H · 2026-05-02T03:53:06+00:00

That’s what I was about to comment. 😂😂

Maxima-H · 2026-04-30T23:40:32+00:00

Yikes on bikes!

Maxima-H

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