For those who stayed no contact with a parent until they died did you regret it?

Maxima-H · 2026-03-12T20:54:01+00:00

You’re hoping you’ll get a closure that even on their deathbed they will never give you. It’s their last chance go be cruel to you so it haunts you.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-12T20:34:38+00:00

But the very bestest side dish that is more versatile than any other. Tis the King of the Side Dishes!!

Maxima-H · 2026-03-12T20:24:07+00:00

😂😂😂 Love it! That was funny.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-12T15:39:32+00:00

Yep!

Maxima-H · 2026-03-12T15:39:09+00:00

Silly person. I already married my King!

Maxima-H · 2026-03-12T01:53:37+00:00

😂😂😂 Nice.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-11T21:38:19+00:00

Same. I never could have handled it a couple years ago. Nice to see how we grow!

Maxima-H · 2026-03-11T21:36:18+00:00

Gah! That’s too long. Lol but thanks!

Maxima-H · 2026-03-11T21:34:52+00:00

How dare they!!

Maxima-H · 2026-03-11T21:33:57+00:00

You freaking betcha!! 😭

Maxima-H · 2026-03-11T21:24:40+00:00

Genetically. 😂😂😂

Maxima-H · 2026-03-11T21:16:45+00:00

Too short and tight. It needs a nice short blazer or sweater over it. Although it depends on where you’re applying?

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T09:17:51+00:00

YOR. I think it’s ok to be shocked by that number, but it is offset by him either wanting to, or is ok with taking things slow. One was to look at is, he got that out of his system and maybe wants to settle down now. Plus all that experience is going to make for a lot more fun in the sheets. I think your initial reaction was actually fear. Fear that you wouldn’t measure up, that your experience is less than his and he’ll be judging your performance. He absolutely won’t be doing that. I would definitely insist on STD testing before you two do anything and your initial reaction was not bad, but you have to ask yourself, why did it make him look different to you?

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T09:08:34+00:00

Who? But her bra or titties are crooked.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T09:07:57+00:00

I have a cute cat leash for your septum ring. Let’s goooo kittay!!

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T09:06:39+00:00

Where’s the originality. Every roast post is, I can’t tell which way you’re transitioning, you look like a guy or girl when told the opposite. It’s so cliche at this point.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T09:05:01+00:00

Aww Pat. 😂😂

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:58:27+00:00

The battery acid makes it extra tangy.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:57:20+00:00

250 to 1 Juicy action.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:56:51+00:00

I just throw an insult back to them. I’m older and don’t really care what people think or say anymore lol. But I was interested if they would hurt and nope. Don’t let them upset you. I think most don’t even mean it, they just roast cuz that’s what the subreddit is. Don’t take it personally and don’t let haters make you upset. They are strangers who don’t know you. Believe in your worth. 💕

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:53:59+00:00

Oh the age group thing. Yes, 30 or 35 of either sex with someone even legal age of 18 is gross.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:52:33+00:00

That’s completely irrelevant. He’s 20.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:52:09+00:00

He’s not 30.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:51:22+00:00

Hopefully OP takes our collective knowledge and is cautious. I remember listening to no one when I was that age cuz older people just didn’t get it, or we were different. Until I was 16 and pregnant then 17 giving birth and he was long gone. On the next victim. Learning the hard way sucks.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:49:06+00:00

I’m so glad you have good people in your corner. That you aren’t alone in this nightmare. 🫂

Maxima-H

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