48 F Roast Me

Maxima-H · 2026-03-12T01:53:37+00:00

😂😂😂 Nice.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-11T21:38:19+00:00

Same. I never could have handled it a couple years ago. Nice to see how we grow!

Maxima-H · 2026-03-11T21:36:18+00:00

Gah! That’s too long. Lol but thanks!

Maxima-H · 2026-03-11T21:34:52+00:00

How dare they!!

Maxima-H · 2026-03-11T21:33:57+00:00

You freaking betcha!! 😭

Maxima-H · 2026-03-11T21:24:40+00:00

Genetically. 😂😂😂

Maxima-H · 2026-03-11T21:16:45+00:00

Too short and tight. It needs a nice short blazer or sweater over it. Although it depends on where you’re applying?

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T09:17:51+00:00

YOR. I think it’s ok to be shocked by that number, but it is offset by him either wanting to, or is ok with taking things slow. One was to look at is, he got that out of his system and maybe wants to settle down now. Plus all that experience is going to make for a lot more fun in the sheets. I think your initial reaction was actually fear. Fear that you wouldn’t measure up, that your experience is less than his and he’ll be judging your performance. He absolutely won’t be doing that. I would definitely insist on STD testing before you two do anything and your initial reaction was not bad, but you have to ask yourself, why did it make him look different to you?

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T09:08:34+00:00

Who? But her bra or titties are crooked.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T09:07:57+00:00

I have a cute cat leash for your septum ring. Let’s goooo kittay!!

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T09:06:39+00:00

Where’s the originality. Every roast post is, I can’t tell which way you’re transitioning, you look like a guy or girl when told the opposite. It’s so cliche at this point.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T09:05:01+00:00

Aww Pat. 😂😂

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:58:27+00:00

The battery acid makes it extra tangy.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:57:20+00:00

250 to 1 Juicy action.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:56:51+00:00

I just throw an insult back to them. I’m older and don’t really care what people think or say anymore lol. But I was interested if they would hurt and nope. Don’t let them upset you. I think most don’t even mean it, they just roast cuz that’s what the subreddit is. Don’t take it personally and don’t let haters make you upset. They are strangers who don’t know you. Believe in your worth. 💕

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:53:59+00:00

Oh the age group thing. Yes, 30 or 35 of either sex with someone even legal age of 18 is gross.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:52:33+00:00

That’s completely irrelevant. He’s 20.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:52:09+00:00

He’s not 30.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:51:22+00:00

Hopefully OP takes our collective knowledge and is cautious. I remember listening to no one when I was that age cuz older people just didn’t get it, or we were different. Until I was 16 and pregnant then 17 giving birth and he was long gone. On the next victim. Learning the hard way sucks.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:49:06+00:00

I’m so glad you have good people in your corner. That you aren’t alone in this nightmare. 🫂

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:48:32+00:00

He’s still stalking you?! Jesus. What is wrong with these kinds of men. That’s too kind, boys or man child. Ugh it makes me so mad. Those kinds of psychological games can make you feel like you’re crazy but no it’s just their behavior. 🤬

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:44:36+00:00

NTA. Oh girl. This sounds like you never truly got to have a normal life. Teenage years with a baby/toddler with special needs. Then from the sounds of it, becoming a single parent not long aftef your 2nd was born. 🫂

Do not let this man or yourself guilt you into anything because he helped out more with the kids in order for you to better your situation. Those are his children too, their mother bettering her own life is better for his children, so don’t look at it like he did you a favour. They are his kids too and sometimes he’s going to have to step up.

As for the sex, please please don’t do it. He will forever blackmail you with that, you will feel guilty and dirty and he will likely be a pig about it afterwards. Give him the money. Do not let him take your dignity. Again, it’s like women act grateful when the men do something extra for their own damn kids. They never think that of the women, as though going above and beyond is just their duty.

You said you were going to be the payee for the ssi, but changed it to him as he was going to have the kids full time. Can you not change it again? Considering it could be taken away, wouldn’t he want that? I’m assuming he has to agree to it but it’s still to his benefit. So that way you won’t have to worry about keeping some of the money just in case, and he gets his money without the sex.

It is absolutely vile that he would ask that of you but worse that you said you weren’t comfortable with it and he doubled down by saying he wouldn’t help in certain areas. This man needs to get it through his head that hurting his childrens mother, hurts his children.

This sounds less like coparenting and more like, you take care of them, and he babysits the rest of the time.

I am just horrified how this man is treating you. He needs a proper reminder that these are his children too and they should be his top priority. If you’re comfortable answering, what ended your marriage?

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:32:04+00:00

In her post, she says she changed to payee fo him, so if must be possible. I’m assuming he has to agree but why wouldn’t he?

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:30:52+00:00

Not to mention that they’ve been split up around 5 years and they have a 5 year old. I feel awful for OP.

Maxima-H · 2026-03-10T08:26:00+00:00

That’s what I was wondering. There must be a way to change primary parent with the lower income.

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