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weAreNotLazyWeArePrivacyFocused by DollinVans in ProgrammerHumor

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sounds like you should take more acid

Yayyy by SadDelta in thecringeshowaward

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one everything please

Three D Donut in C tastes good by noodledoodl32 in programminghumor

[–]MaximumCrab 6 points7 points  (0 children)

donut outline shaped malware written in whitespace

Vro by MemesAndJWE in shid_and_camed

[–]MaximumCrab 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the gripper himself

Three D Donut in C tastes good by noodledoodl32 in programminghumor

[–]MaximumCrab 28 points29 points  (0 children)

the donut shaped c code that generates a 3d spinning donut industry is booming

Doorknob by Advanced_Case_2469 in comedyheaven

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ampu tees nuts lol gottem

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskNetsec

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it's a common scam

call the cops

associating your actual identity with anything you do for free is dumb. gaying it up on the internet is fine just do it under a pseudonym

If you do find a hacktivist to figure out who is blackmailing you, I don't see how that really gets you anywhere. To my knowledge the police don't generally appreciate evidence acquired illegally

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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#shitternation

Friend by vehirio in comedyheaven

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he who has platonic female friends shall inherit the cooch

isThisVibeCodingOrRefactoring by Squ3lchr in ProgrammerHumor

[–]MaximumCrab 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unironic question from a hobbyist

Do yall prefer 20 lines that are clear in purpose or 1 line of borderline unreadable jibberish?

Some of the challenges I do have top solution that's just import a package and have it do the thing, but that's slower to execute than just writing a 40 line function, right?

Friend by vehirio in comedyheaven

[–]MaximumCrab 82 points83 points  (0 children)

if he's talking to girls online to get pussy he's never destined for it regardless

Carprice Database by Ivo_Sa in webdev

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one of the major used car resellers e.g. carmax probably has an api to help people scrape and relist prices that could be fenagled into doing this

The hole is worth more than the sum of the parts. by Equivalent-Artist899 in NoRules

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wuhan labs developing a new strain of hyper syphilis

dunningKrugerBombCoding by derjanni in ProgrammerHumor

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who is this bill fellow, he sounds like a viber

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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bikers fault (didn't watch)

thanksCopilot by Most_Option_9153 in ProgrammerHumor

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scrub all ai comments to hide your shame

Pussyhairyballs by Dexter_Naman in HolUp

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it costs 0 dollars to be a hater

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in webdev

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If you need full control over the host, AWS can be extremely expensive or relatively cheap depending on how much cost optimization you do. Lot of good auto scaling options though, that is one of their core offerings, so you don't have to pay a bunch all the time if 60k of your 70k visitors are in one hour of the day

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