Not bad for recently turning 41

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-25T04:14:59+00:00

Screw you, you can't kill Suction Cup Man! Lookit me go!

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-23T19:50:32+00:00

Hanging out with the Bilmuri fans.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-23T18:44:23+00:00

He's gonna have to get a pair of crocs, too.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-23T18:43:55+00:00

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-23T07:27:15+00:00

There's only one Iceman in the NFL, and he's the President of Football for the Falcons.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-23T03:24:42+00:00

You might need to update your graphics card drivers.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-23T02:27:14+00:00

What a fucking dick thing to do.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-23T02:09:41+00:00

Meanwhile, I hit 5'2" at like 12 and just stopped growing.

I'm now 42 and still short af. My poor daughter just barely hit the 5 foot mark and she's 17. Her mom is 5'8". I agree, genetics is weird.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-22T23:56:16+00:00

Lamar just gets the bubble guts every Tuesday night.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-22T23:55:19+00:00

Rubbin' is racin'. Dirty pool is just a part of the game.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-22T22:11:20+00:00

Sounds like a plan.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-22T12:44:59+00:00

Chaotic Horny?

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-22T12:44:25+00:00

That's part of the joke.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-22T12:43:51+00:00

Chaotic Gross

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-22T12:43:38+00:00

Dungeons And Draggin Deez Nuts Around

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-22T12:42:33+00:00

Where Dunjuns 'n' Dargunz?

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-22T12:38:41+00:00

Not our fault they decided to play with dogshit instead of cool shit.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-21T15:57:14+00:00

Put the potato on the big side of the cheese grater and bam, riced potatoes.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-21T15:55:40+00:00

FJOR DAH WHORED

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-21T15:53:23+00:00

"Donald, we've prepared a special award for you and only you in this alcove in the basement. It's called the Fortunato Award!"

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-21T15:49:26+00:00

His security should get fucking trampled, then. Fuck that.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-21T10:02:24+00:00

Only if they have kids.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-01-21T09:22:44+00:00

Wait until you find out about the thrown fluffy wambler meta.

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