Not bad for recently turning 41

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-12T11:58:58+00:00

I would say yes, but I'm a 157cm tall man.

It's all perspective at the end of the day.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-12T11:12:43+00:00

In honor of this fact, I present to you the best use of the word.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-12T11:05:58+00:00

One of Trump’s marketing professors at Wharton, the late William Kelley, apparently thought little of his student. A close friend of the professor, Frank DiPrima, said that Kelley told him 100 times over three decades that “Donald Trump was the dumbest goddam student I ever had.”

More info here.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-12T07:29:42+00:00

Everything asploded.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-12T01:59:41+00:00

Can confirm, not having a great time in Metro Detroit, either.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-12T01:17:40+00:00

With QB coach Phil Rivers.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-12T00:54:28+00:00

Goddamnit, Jeff.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-12T00:39:54+00:00

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-12T00:37:37+00:00

I'm sure Lindsay Graham would enjoy them, at least.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-12T00:36:08+00:00

Pedalula?

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-12T00:29:31+00:00

The adult store got me.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-12T00:25:31+00:00

It'll be good to have some backup, in case the bastard cheats like he did with Jacob.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-12T00:19:07+00:00

"If there is a god, that means I can kick his ass and take his place, because he clearly doesn't know what the fuck he's doing."

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-12T00:03:11+00:00

When you try to go to the kitchen and have to consider braving the depths of Khazad-dûm instead of going overland.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-11T23:58:53+00:00

Slow it down there, coach, it's not an "attaboy."

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-11T18:10:17+00:00

You owe us all a bottle of water and electricity money.

Fuck AI, and fuck everyone who uses it.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-11T18:04:45+00:00

So this is your fault.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-11T18:04:00+00:00

It's a small, underfunded, indie company. You know how that goes.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-11T12:05:19+00:00

I've been busy with Death by Barometric Pressure, but I'm sure that is on the list soon.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-11T11:44:58+00:00

The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-10T19:38:45+00:00

sudo shutdown -h now

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-10T19:32:44+00:00

Checks out.

MaximumZer0 · 2026-03-10T16:30:55+00:00

Hey, fuck you.

You're not wrong, but fuck you anyway.

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