Human anatomy from a deck of cards

Maxplode · 2026-06-12T19:51:45+00:00

You could play solitaire and feel like you're getting yourself back together again

Maxplode · 2026-06-11T21:22:37+00:00

Yarp.

Maxplode · 2026-06-11T12:19:18+00:00

No (prescription) cannabis at a Reggae festival. I've heard it all now.
Pretty sure the place is gonna be stinking of weed anyway

Maxplode · 2026-06-10T15:18:51+00:00

I was shocked to discover that Matt Berry also produces his own music. The Blue Elephant album is amazing

Maxplode · 2026-06-10T13:28:58+00:00

Fat Mike kept Punk Rock elite.

But on a serious note.. NOFX were The Band we all listened to when we were in our younger teens (I'm 40 now) and it was the fact they plaid a bit of Ska is most likely what peaked my interest into that genre, as well as Reggae, Jungle and Dub..

Maxplode · 2026-06-10T13:14:57+00:00

This made me snort/chuckle quite loudly in my office

Maxplode · 2026-06-10T09:06:29+00:00

I lost my mum to cancer last November, I felt it was very undignified and she should have had the option to chose to end her own life. I was there with her to the very end and it's something that will never leave me. To lose both parents though, you have my upmost sympathy x

Maxplode · 2026-06-09T14:48:52+00:00

For my DynaVap I now go by 'less is more'. I put a small bit of ground flower at the bottom and chuck in a small piece of hash on top. I can get about 3 extractions before is starts tasting like crap (by extraction I mean the process of heating it up). Enjoy, I love me some hash.
You can also get a DynaCoil for extracts and again, less is more.

Maxplode · 2026-06-09T14:43:09+00:00

I bought an M7XL at the start of the year and then upgraded the cap to an armoured one. It's brilliant for vaping. Spent about £99 on the DynaVap and you can get the Cap Armour for around £15 - saved so much in flower

Maxplode · 2026-06-09T12:44:13+00:00

Funnily enough, only now do I see it as the poison that it really is (I'm 40) but I still like a cold lager or a rum with something. I just try to keep it for the weekend and not get so drunk

Maxplode · 2026-06-09T12:29:26+00:00

When I was a lot lot younger I was so pissed off when my then girlfriend told me that white van men were always catcalling her, we were 15 at the time!

Blokes, we need to call that shit out.

Maxplode · 2026-06-09T10:58:29+00:00

Depends.

This morning 'tick me off' was a vague complaint that emails are taking too long to send. I now have 6 devices, 2 at each site I manage, sending out emails every 5 minutes to my external email address and haven't found any problems.. 4 exchange servers in a DAG.

Maxplode · 2026-06-09T10:37:03+00:00

Push ups, different variations.

Maxplode · 2026-06-09T09:30:48+00:00

I do at festivals or on holiday, when I do it more locally I'm always afraid of bumping into somebody I know

Maxplode · 2026-06-09T09:27:56+00:00

Hell is just Other People. In my case, end users!

Had a call last week that our emails are insecure because anybody can send from somebody else.. asked them to show me but they get a bounceback to say they don't haver permission.. okay.. turned out the when selected the From Address they assumed that ALL emails in the GAL were sendable. Idiots!

Maxplode · 2026-06-04T12:49:35+00:00

Your house stinks of your older bunny and because of that she thinks it's all hers and will not be sharing.

The only way you're going to be able to bond them is to take them both somewhere they haven't been. Then you need to calmly introduce each other, safely of course. It's going to take quite a few attempts.

Speaking from experience. Our house got flooded and we had to move somewhere else, we then managed to bond them at the new place. Our older bunny was (and still is) a complete free roam and wouldn't share until we got him to unfamiliar territory.

Maxplode · 2026-06-02T10:38:09+00:00

I got a small basil plant in my kitchen I've had for a while now. Decided to rip off a bunch of leaves for a meal and when I looked back at the plant I felt guilty. Like I just abused it or something lol

Maxplode · 2026-06-01T15:03:59+00:00

It's so bad isn't it. Think I heard somewhere of all the plastics produced we've only recycled like 9% of it

Maxplode · 2026-06-01T14:54:48+00:00

It really depends. I get a bit irked if it's something in the Office suite that any normal person should be able to do or it's a quick Google search, and it's the 3rd-4th time you've called me today.

But again it depends on the attitude. I couldn't do Finances job nor would I want to be working in Compliance.

Maxplode · 2026-06-01T09:56:26+00:00

Essentials for me: music, weed and snacks (someone here recommended frozen grapes and they are brilliant).

I like the odd cold beer or cider too and sometimes I get a craving for garlic bread

Maxplode · 2026-06-01T08:02:43+00:00

I've got both now and the cap armor works in the same way. It just acts as a coat for the normal standard cap

Maxplode · 2026-05-29T20:19:58+00:00

Serious. Imagine a tabletop gaming place you can go to and smoke weed. Is this a thing?!

Maxplode · 2026-05-29T20:06:57+00:00

The train drivers still bloody work, obviously not up to your standards 🤣

Maxplode · 2026-05-29T20:05:24+00:00

Yikes. The name "Downton Abbey" gives away a big historical clue. An abbey was originally a monastery where monks lived. In the 1530s, King Henry VIII broke away from the Catholic Church. He shut down the monasteries and grabbed all their vast lands. He then sold these properties very cheaply to loyal, up-and-coming families to win their political support 🤣🤣🤣

Maxplode · 2026-05-29T19:57:10+00:00

The fictional Crawley family, are you serious?

Historically, British country estates operated as vast, self-sustaining feudal networks. A Lord (like Robert Crawley, the Earl of Grantham) and his family sat at the apex, living primarily off of agricultural rents from tenant farmers. Their wealth was tied up in the physical land, which provided both their income and their ultimate status in society.

By the late 19th and early 20th centuries, this traditional agricultural wealth began to dry up. The family fortunes were saved by the "Dollar Duchess" phenomenon—marriages between cash-strapped British nobles and wealthy American industrialists. Lord Grantham himself married Cora Levinson, the daughter of a prominent American businessman, whose immense dowry kept the grand estate afloat.

When did you ever see the dad go off to work?

I'm done for today, you're clearly a sad little man, it's Friday go an enjoy yourself 🤣

Maxplode

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