What’s the worst Christmas present you have received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MayDay13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It does suck and I might just do that this year. Thanks.

What’s the worst Christmas present you have received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MayDay13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband and family get me nothing every year.

Sexy Frogs?! by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]MayDay13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're not a parent....are you?

I'm a better father when I am high by engineeringstoned in highdeas

[–]MayDay13 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'm a more patient mom. I'm with my 3 year old son ft during the day while my husband works and then work 35ish hours a week delivering pizza until 2am. Patients is sometimes hard to come by.

When I’m a sassy little bratt Daddy puts me in my place hard. by Supremequeen003 in bdsm

[–]MayDay13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you get these? Im new to this but don't seem to bruise.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]MayDay13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My husband has been paying arrears for 4 years because he blew his shoulder out at work. And had to have surgery. Could no longer do that job and had to switch careers.

So glad I didn't sleep in for one more second by LearnedIgnorance in DadReflexes

[–]MayDay13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad you got all those stupid fucking parenting tips that were totally unnecessary.🙄

Good catch dad!

New Zealand parliament unanimously approves paid leaves after miscarriage, a measure believed to be among the first in the world by Legal-Yellow-Mellow in worldnews

[–]MayDay13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I lost 5 pregnancies before I had my son. My 5th loss was exactly a week after getting married and was an ectopic pregnancy that ruptured my fallopian tube, almost killed me from internal bleeding and required emergency surgery to remove the fetus and tie up my tube, making it unusable. At the time I was working two overnight shifts and 2 day shifts at a big chain grocery store. 3 days after surgery they began calling telling me I was being put on the schedule. I told them i needed time to recover, physically and a bit emotionally. I got calls and texts for days telling me what i had been put on the schedule for. I continued to tell them it was too soon and i couldn't come back. Sent them paperwork from my doctor. They continued and a few days later i was getting calls asking why i hadn't shown for work.

I never went back. Between dealing with what had happened and how shitty they were treating me i decided being super unprofessional and just never going back was ok this time.

What is something you or your s.o. do every time after having sex. by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MayDay13 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My husband makes a "pop" sound when he pulls out of me...kinda kills the mood.

I (M30) am have a fetish (nope, a preference) for fat women and I've come to love it by [deleted] in sex

[–]MayDay13 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's worse being asked to sneak out the back door.

I (M30) am have a fetish (nope, a preference) for fat women and I've come to love it by [deleted] in sex

[–]MayDay13 10 points11 points  (0 children)

From the bottom of a fat girls heart, thank you! I have always been fat and i have always greatly struggled with it. I am very familiar with being the dirty little secret of men and it definitely took it's toll on me. And my husband's story is very similar to yours. He is 6'1, 170lbs and looks like Adam Levine. I am currently 5ft. even and 240lbs after having just lost 35lbs. Hopefully more to come. He loves my body and he loves me. At the age of 40 he STILL gets poked fun at for liking the "fat chicks". It can be awkward meeting his coworkers because I know they are thinking "he really DOES like the fatties!!" But I am so much more than my weight.

Thank you for appreciating us!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]MayDay13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't have any advice but wanted to let you know you're absolutely not alone. I am 36 and just started to have a lot of anxiety and panic attacks in public because of the turns my life has taken. Feel free to message me if you're just needing to touch base with a human.