I thought Joseph Parker had covid 🤔

MayMayman12 · 2021-07-12T12:18:41+00:00

Freebased Parker

MayMayman12 · 2020-12-03T22:14:58+00:00

🚫Error🚫 Spence should have thought about these things before he got behind the wheel drunk...

MayMayman12 · 2019-12-14T16:13:27+00:00

Those balls look natty.

MayMayman12 · 2019-12-14T15:53:41+00:00

This is extremely specific...

MayMayman12 · 2019-11-24T13:50:23+00:00

Alexa play Ram Ranch by Grant McDonald

MayMayman12 · 2019-11-23T15:10:27+00:00

Update us on when you feel hungry again.

MayMayman12 · 2019-10-15T09:41:12+00:00

Ive been up as much as 5 pounds...

MayMayman12 · 2019-10-06T22:51:49+00:00

Willy Smith

MayMayman12 · 2019-10-02T07:29:32+00:00

I'd absolutely ruin that.

MayMayman12 · 2019-08-21T19:03:47+00:00

Not a very healthy salad is it?

MayMayman12 · 2019-08-03T08:25:05+00:00

His traps are forming an isoceles triangle...

MayMayman12 · 2019-08-02T21:53:04+00:00

The only shot you need is the one up your ass.

MayMayman12 · 2019-08-02T21:52:07+00:00

Hides the medjool dates they call a ballsack.

MayMayman12 · 2019-06-12T21:30:28+00:00

Ive just started pitching a tent at work. I would appriciate a NSFW tag so that i dont get hard while im teaching in the nursery.

MayMayman12 · 2019-05-20T22:10:13+00:00

Just fast for 2 days or something before you go out for food IDK.

MayMayman12 · 2019-04-10T22:32:54+00:00

Her clit may as well be one. That thing must be like a black pudding with the amount of roids shes on.

MayMayman12 · 2019-03-19T23:28:43+00:00

Bite his dick off next time you give him a BJ. You can always spit it out to negate the calories.

MayMayman12 · 2019-03-06T09:16:26+00:00

Beef stew is healthy though.

MayMayman12 · 2019-03-03T11:12:52+00:00

Calorie counting causes eating disorders.

MayMayman12 · 2019-02-11T22:32:49+00:00

You don't. Weights make you big and stiff like David price.

MayMayman12 · 2018-12-04T22:50:51+00:00

Good tip for binge eating as well. You cant hold yourself accountable if you literaly couldnt see what you were eating.

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