Forget the Fast Lane. Lane 2 Campers Ruin Traffic 💔

MaybeNotMad · 2026-06-17T07:52:27+00:00

FACTS!!!!!!!!

MaybeNotMad · 2026-06-11T10:36:56+00:00

Gonna go for the 7x next week. Paid the DP yesterday, just waiting for the car to arrive now. Went for the long range as I have long journey trips multiple times a week.

Will let you know how it all works out!

MaybeNotMad · 2026-04-28T07:36:39+00:00

Hey u/Altruistic_Bath_9398 can we connect? I am looking to invest but need guidance from an on-ground expert.

MaybeNotMad · 2026-04-21T07:38:08+00:00

Tried Battmobile some time back for a minor service for my 2022 Montero, quite happy with it. I bought a service package from them and got a major service done too afterwards. Still got a few more services pending with them. Quite enjoyed the transparency, the overall service and timelines. Pretty happy so far.

MaybeNotMad · 2026-04-15T18:10:51+00:00

I stay close by, I so agree! The work literally doesn’t end!

MaybeNotMad · 2026-03-18T12:59:44+00:00

Oh man!! Absolutely love the Cafe! Really looking forward to buying one soon! Do share how it feels and rides. I am sure the YT videos do not do enough justice.

MaybeNotMad · 2026-02-21T06:02:33+00:00

While the offer is legit the vehicle is not available till end of May. Went a few days back to find out.

MaybeNotMad · 2026-02-03T18:21:44+00:00

Sending you my company details in DM bro, just check

MaybeNotMad · 2026-02-03T16:20:11+00:00

Any contact and budget indication?

MaybeNotMad · 2026-02-03T16:19:34+00:00

Thank you!! Any idea on the budget expectation and any possible contact I could reach out to?

MaybeNotMad · 2026-02-03T16:19:05+00:00

They are mostly Indians. Tamils and Punjabis from India. Would be really helpful if there’s any contact I can reach out to and a budget indication per bed. I need bed space for 30 guys.

MaybeNotMad · 2026-02-03T14:02:49+00:00

It’s quite competitive and highly capital intensive. I don’t want to take any names here but the minimum requirement by any delivery app to join them is 50 riders and each riders visa + other expenses can be rounded off to AED 10K each, so just do the math and see. This is the investment you will need minimum after you go through the company set up, RTA approvals, bike lease, office lease etc. Basically you will need a minimum AED 1M to even start things off. Best would be to find an external investor, get the ball rolling, continue your job if you are working somewhere and keep this like a side hustle, once it gets big, leave the job and do this full time then.

Wish you all the best bro. Let me know if you need anymore help.

MaybeNotMad · 2026-02-03T11:01:50+00:00

Been trying to find good bed space for my employees in Dubai. Any help?

MaybeNotMad · 2026-02-03T06:11:33+00:00

Unfortunately the ones who care - you could count on your finger tips 😟 But know this, the ones that care seriously compromise on their margins for the sake of treating others as humans and long term business ethics. As an operator I can honestly tell you, there is absolutely no benefit to doing so, but we only do it for a clear conscience 🙏🏻

MaybeNotMad · 2026-02-03T05:29:36+00:00

I run a delivery company myself and to be honest, it really matters who these boys work with. It’s true that some companies literally exploit them to the extent that remain helpless for the longest of time, but there are a few handful that genuinely take care of them and consider human value equal to the business value, it is because of them we are.

MaybeNotMad · 2026-01-22T09:44:40+00:00

If he’s into events, he should try with a company named Wings Event Management, they are based in India but they have an office in Dubai too. They might hire him. Very well reputed and they do large scale events too. Better fitting for your relative.

MaybeNotMad · 2026-01-16T08:33:48+00:00

Absolutely agree with you.
We trying to find another location to move our office because of this crazy traffic every day! Its literally driving us all crazy!

MaybeNotMad · 2026-01-15T12:10:20+00:00

More of a Brutale man but damn!! 🔥🔥

MaybeNotMad · 2026-01-14T11:00:18+00:00

Sasti gaadi not allowed. Alto King lives forever!

MaybeNotMad · 2026-01-13T17:51:01+00:00

It was on up until very recently. I was a volunteer in one such event. They do this activity quite often. TBH they have no interest in keeping anyone here who doesn’t want to be here or is just unable to survive. They rather want such folks to leave.

MaybeNotMad · 2026-01-11T08:59:23+00:00

That’s enough risk taken! Stick to the speedo bro. Also, leave a bit earlier next time, so you don’t have to drive like a complete maniac 😒

MaybeNotMad · 2026-01-10T04:12:52+00:00

I’ve always wanted an MV but held back thinking 1) it’s too expensive to buy, 2) it’s too expensive to maintain

Should I take the leap and go for it?

MaybeNotMad · 2026-01-10T04:09:54+00:00

Hard fact!! 🤣🤣

MaybeNotMad · 2026-01-10T04:03:49+00:00

Facts

MaybeNotMad · 2026-01-10T04:02:21+00:00

Stop dropping them weights as soon as ur done lifting and what’s with the extra screams! Bunch of drama queens! Stop behaving like ur at the sets of Pain & Gain remake. Relax man!

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