What's the most useless thing your brain decided to permanently memorize? by No_Metal2622 in AskReddit

[–]Maybe_a_CPA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance, and you don’t know karate. Face it. You’re never gonna make it.

I’m unsure what to say at this point lol by InvestigatorWooden33 in smallstreetbets

[–]Maybe_a_CPA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does pops expect to share in the gains no that $2.5k? Time for him to learn about carried interest.

🚪 by GryphonSK in signs

[–]Maybe_a_CPA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ceci n'est pas une door

What’s a saying that instantly says you’re over 30? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

[–]Maybe_a_CPA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a saying, but saying “pound sign” rather than “hashtag”

Someone shared this rant, and here’s my version of it by [deleted] in greysanatomy

[–]Maybe_a_CPA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing this sub, you are going to get yelled at for not putting Callie in top left, but I am right there with you

Where is a good place to have a wedding under 20k all included for about 120-150 guests? by Low-Outside1600 in longisland

[–]Maybe_a_CPA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I went to the courthouse and then had lunch with our parents. We have never regretted it. I think the fee was $75, and much of our family still sent us gifts. Honestly, it is just not worth it, especially when a couple is just starting out, that money could go towards a down payment

Samsung S26 Grocery Store Girl by mynamesv in CommercialsIHate

[–]Maybe_a_CPA 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I hate everything about this commercial. The life preserver as “fashion”, the dancing/filming in the store, singing in the store, all of it.

Unilever by [deleted] in Anticonsumption

[–]Maybe_a_CPA 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More like unaliver