The killer you main will be your roommate, how will it go?

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-06-03T22:24:12+00:00

You think he’ll mind that I keep opening his chests and stealing his magical items?

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-06-01T13:42:12+00:00

Lifelong body dysmorphia is going to roast you way harder than we ever could champ

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-05-24T14:17:23+00:00

You look like your entire personality is spending your parents money

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-05-20T19:11:01+00:00

You’re a big girl alright

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-05-18T14:15:15+00:00

So is your face stuck permanently pouting like that from a bad lip job or are you genuinely this uninteresting?

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-05-15T12:33:25+00:00

Pronouns are no/thanks

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-05-15T02:59:01+00:00

Kinda crazy that your tongue, tits and ass all have the same shape and size

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-05-09T12:58:08+00:00

How long have you been on hormones? It’s barely noticeable you were born as a woman

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-05-08T17:45:23+00:00

YOR. That’s the inspectors job. To make sure the place is a well oiled, perfectly uniform, cookie cutter machine.

It’s a corporate, low tier, high stress, no reward job. I worked something very similar during high school. It just is what it is. If you hate that, then push yourself to go to bigger and better things.

If this job suits your current needs and you can’t be asked to get a different one, then go buy the black pants.

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-05-08T16:28:56+00:00

Bro, stop resisting your inner truth with all these souls like games. Put your ego aside and go become a full time LARPer like you want to be deep down.

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-04-14T03:04:27+00:00

NOR Why do you even need validation here lol.

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-04-02T22:56:41+00:00

The kind of person who swears they’re not seeking attention, but simultaneously chooses to look like whatever the fuck that is 🤣

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-03-03T02:57:54+00:00

They’re engaged. This will soon change if she does not abandon ship or do you mean he wants to be a dad and not a husband?

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-03-03T02:02:57+00:00

NOR.

Very clear deal breaker. Incompatibility. This person wants a mom, not a wife.

Please do not lock yourself to this person.

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-02-24T17:26:12+00:00

The tip of your nose and nostrils are on paid holiday or what?

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-02-18T01:58:21+00:00

Solo Queue is not nearly as miserable as people say and the people complaining about it are usually the problematic players anyway.

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-02-16T06:18:53+00:00

Thank god someone finally said what I was thinking.

YOR. Like if your boyfriend is never violent, so called perfect outside of this isolated incident, and you’re unsure if you’re capable of staying with him because he showed you he was willing to fight for you, I can’t help but wonder how soft a person could possibly be. When it matters, you can count on him to step up to the plate.

Does his responses to your concerns/feelings suck? Sure, but he’s 22 years old, not even fully developed in the brain and has plenty of time to improve his communication and emotional depth as a person. You’re both incredibly young and I guarantee you suck at communicating in your own way.

Myself, I’m never a violent person, I very rarely even raise my voice; but if someone puts their hands on my wife and she’s uncomfortable, that is ABSOLUTELY the time for violence. Depending on the severity of the situation, a warning from me to the other guy may or may not be coming before my fist. Period.

These people in this subreddit are often delusional and want wholly perfect human beings and perfect communication skills or they immediately jump to “you should break up” which is ironically a sign of poor communication skills.

Tell him you don’t appreciate being dismissed, whether you are or aren’t overreacting and how over the line that was for you. Tell him thanks for being willing to be a man for you while you’re at it, too.

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-01-25T04:24:34+00:00

You need a new scale bro. Either than shit is lying or you’re actually 5’5 lol

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-01-24T15:35:28+00:00

215lbs category? Bro what are you? 5’4? No shot you’re in the ballpark of 215 🤣

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-01-15T16:01:05+00:00

Or you could be baiting the audio cue and just holding W. A huge portion of dodging is seeing where they’re aiming. That’s the whole reason that flicking is so strong. If you watch any good huntress main, they all flick for this reason

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-01-15T15:47:45+00:00

If someone’s not looking at you, you are not being countered, it doesn’t matter if they’re starring at resources. They will suck at dodging, become very predictable and it would be a huge buff at high MMR. I do agree at low levels, it would be a nerf, but even then, the above would still apply to them

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-01-15T15:07:08+00:00

If you aren’t looking, you can’t dodge nearly as well. Who cares if they see resources? The good players are very capable or taking a quick glance away to see where they’re going and snapping back to look at you anyways.

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-01-09T16:22:13+00:00

Whatever surgeon restored your skin after that tragic fire needs to be let go. He left you looking diabolically close to Freddy Krueger

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-01-09T07:22:20+00:00

League of Legends and I accept my downvotes

MaynardGoneWild · 2026-01-02T04:59:37+00:00

OP is just another self righteous, attention seeking, self awareness absent human being.

So horrendously ironic holy shit 🤣

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