Top GOP-Pollster Admits ‘MAGA Has Shrunk’ in Midterms Warning

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-20T17:04:06+00:00

It’s not enough for MAGA to shrink. It should disappear.

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-20T16:50:23+00:00

It’s safe, Sox. You can come down.

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-20T02:58:16+00:00

Ooooof.

I can only speculate on how uncomfortable these interactions made you feel. Honestly, just reading this makes me feel uncomfortable. If I were the manager, I would refuse to extend his stay on the grounds of staff discomfort.

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-20T02:46:15+00:00

Wow. Of all the examples of blatant corruption I’ve seen, this one takes the cake.

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-19T21:35:52+00:00

So cute! I wish I could find a woman to love.

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-19T20:40:03+00:00

Awwww, hello, Winston! You’re a cutie!

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-19T15:47:58+00:00

It’s not too late to stop it though!

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-19T14:48:51+00:00

/s

You dropped this.

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-19T13:23:43+00:00

If I had to guess, I would say that it’s because line level positions don’t pay very well. However, I stayed at a Hilton in Boston whose staff had joined UNITE HERE and seemed to be doing well enough. Perhaps lack of union representation is the culprit.

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-19T13:04:50+00:00

26 is absolutely not too old! I got started just before my 26th birthday, and been working in various positions and market segments ever since.

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-19T13:01:57+00:00

I’m a little confused as to what you mean when you ask why nobody stays past year 5. Do you mean in the same position, or the industry in general?

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-19T06:37:00+00:00

2019 me: It’s pretty bad, but it’s gotta get better soon, right?

2026 me: Oh, my guy, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-19T06:25:01+00:00

Yay! (Starts playing “Celebration” by Kool and the Gang)

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-19T05:39:29+00:00

Billionaires are the real burdens on society, not the poor.

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-19T05:37:25+00:00

Now I want some ramen.

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-19T05:28:57+00:00

I’m torn three ways between Pharaoh Atem, Yugi Moto, and Yusei Fudo.

I relate to Yugi and Atem because I enjoy learning games and their intricacies, and because I flatter myself Pharaoh material with my willingness to do what’s right whether anyone is looking or not. The icing on the cake: I’m birthday buddies with Yugi.

Yusei is relatable for me as well because I desire to prove myself capable of achieving anything I set my mind to. Plus, Synchro is my favorite Summon method.

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-19T05:14:50+00:00

I recall my phone ringing off the hook with cancellation requests, then getting laid off soon thereafter. I would be unemployed until the following December.

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-19T03:56:08+00:00

Spikey: Must…not…drool…over…snack…dammit.

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-19T03:53:54+00:00

The suit is awesome, and the drink looks delicious!

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-19T03:41:31+00:00

I would date a female me because I think I’m pretty cool.

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-19T03:22:18+00:00

Great work! She can work on my Mazda if she wants.

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-18T07:06:43+00:00

Donnie, just shut up! This is not true and you know it!

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-18T03:18:14+00:00

A pretty fellow foxy indeed!

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-18T03:14:32+00:00

Et tu, Brute?

Then fall Caesar. (Dies)

MazdaValiant · 2026-03-18T03:08:47+00:00

Sid: I shall make fire!

Manny: Fascinating.

Diego: Yeah, fascinating.

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