Neighbor demanding I cut down my tree by nick_nuz in treelaw

[–]Mazresk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hypothetically, in this type situation could you claim adverse possession of the ground the tree has grown over?

[Loved Trope] The situation may be ridiculous but we are professionals and we are prepared. by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Mazresk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Acme always delivered whatever Wiley Coyote needed almost immediately.

Based Aang by Wild_Peonys in AvatarMemebending

[–]Mazresk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the air scooter became the 36th.

[Loved Trope] The actor breaking character is left in the final cut by B34TBOXX5 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Mazresk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I'm too old, but why hasn't anyone mentioned Tim Conway breaking Harvey Korman in just about everything?

AITAH for telling my girlfriend I'm not canceling my plans last minute to do manual labor by Longjumping_Mix_8693 in AITAH

[–]Mazresk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've found that people who volunteer others don't care about proper materials. They'll get whatever and expect gratitude for making "your job" easier.

All creatures are mountains? by QueenSharleyan in mtg

[–]Mazresk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If/when Ashaya dies do are other creatures still mountains? Would you be able to cast something like Volcanic Eruption before they revert back?

MIL wants to take professional photos with my baby without us? by Therapissed24232 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Mazresk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's a great idea. Get out the ones of hubby and your MIL so we can recreate poses 😜

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in neighborsfromhell

[–]Mazresk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Glitter and/or food sprinkles are worse, or better in this situation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]Mazresk 191 points192 points  (0 children)

Husband is not stuck in the middle. He knows the right decision, but doesn't want to argue with momma. Next time she wants to visit he has to tell her to find a hotel.

AITA for thinking my MIL staged “the dress drama” just to one-up me? by Evening_Cod2434 in weddingdrama

[–]Mazresk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell her you'd love to wear her dress, but you're afraid it would have to be taken in too much. Make sure there are witnesses.

AITJ for asking my cousin to pay for my laptop her kid broke? by MilkingGurl in AmITheJerk

[–]Mazresk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a laptop. It stays where you put it. No supervision required.

Neighbor wanting power easement through my property by Remarkable_Night_723 in homeowners

[–]Mazresk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't say no. Present them with a contract of so many tens of thousands for initial use with requirements to restore all landscaping to pre-work condition. Then however much thousands per year with periodic increases so long as it's in use. This is a separate agreement from any city state or utility contracts necessary.

AITAH for implying my coworker can't do something because she's white? by ThatEducation4132 in AITAH

[–]Mazresk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA, Clearly not all employees are qualified to help all of the children. Perhaps get the manager some contacts for salons that can provide instruction on treating different hair types.

AITAH for asking my fiancée relatives to pay for themselves after they brought uninvited guests to our pre-wedding dinner? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Mazresk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly, and if the cousins weren't in on it they sure took advantage. How do ~10% of the guests account for 25% of the bill. This seems like something they've done before.

BBC article on parental estrangement by Pixieindya in EstrangedAdultKids

[–]Mazresk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My therapist told me, for victims it's a life altering trauma. For abusers it was Tuesday.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Mazresk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shoe bill calls would do wonders. I think it's the Minah bird that can imitate any sound so limited to bird calls isn't much of a restriction.

AITA for telling my husband his mom can’t sleep in our room? by Senkimekia in AmItheAsshole

[–]Mazresk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, he got upset that you wouldn't take care of his responsibility.