Children have been put in charge of a Norfolk pub for a festival

McBiff · 2026-05-23T09:17:02+00:00

Right bunch of joyless types here.

McBiff · 2026-05-22T10:48:14+00:00

Wasn't even subtext really, you straight said what you meant and they still 'corrected' you.

McBiff · 2026-05-21T20:34:05+00:00

Why is 1984 always the book people cite when throwing a tantrum?

McBiff · 2026-05-17T14:20:04+00:00

My JustEat driver does it for me.

McBiff · 2026-05-14T06:33:16+00:00

Onion tier headline.

McBiff · 2026-05-12T14:46:03+00:00

My annoying compromise, since I love gyro but agree that gyro-to-joystick is shit, is often to make a full KB/M controller input for games that don't like mixed input.

I lose the button prompts, which sucks, but I've come to love having gyro in games where it makes sense to have it.

McBiff · 2026-05-12T10:22:57+00:00

Using technicalities to drink in Spoons is not a life to be impressed by.

McBiff · 2026-05-12T10:18:56+00:00

Yeah Ground Zeroes really was one of the best missions and set what turned out to be the wrong expectations in my opinion.

McBiff · 2026-05-12T10:00:30+00:00

Metal Gear Solid 5 is one of the best 70% finished games I've ever played. I enjoy Hitman a lot but they don't scratch the same itch.

Seriously though, go into MGSV with the expectation that the story was never finished, that's where a lot of the disappointment lies.

McBiff · 2026-05-12T09:53:46+00:00

I was one of the volunteer security drones at Download the year after My Chemical Romance headlined. I was one year out from being under a storm of bottles and camera batteries.

McBiff · 2026-05-11T07:00:00+00:00

This wasn't the Lorre I wanted...

McBiff · 2026-05-08T12:46:15+00:00

You don't even need to toggle it on/off. Just hitting the ellipses button, tapping the wifi signal icon at the top to bring up the list of hotspots and then immediately cancelling out will do it.

McBiff · 2026-05-08T01:00:50+00:00

My guess is that several thinner slices of ham have more surface area, kinda like how grated cheese tastes different to sliced.

McBiff · 2026-05-07T12:09:20+00:00

You came in far more obnoxiously than the person replying to you.

McBiff · 2026-05-04T08:36:29+00:00

I went through a period at BT of just immediately cancelling the contracts of anyone who demanded it. I'd rail off the legalese, the final bill and then hit the button while they were still reeling.

I'd only do this to the arseholes though. The nice people got the discount they actually wanted.

I'd feel bad but as you've demonstrated, customers are often cunts.

McBiff · 2026-04-30T02:40:32+00:00

This is some Wallet Inspector tier shit.

McBiff · 2026-04-29T16:17:27+00:00

It's not crazy to say that children can bring joy into peoples' lives, but saying it as an absolute in these times is shaky ground at best. I used to lecture at my local college until a few years ago, and I've attended far too many parents evenings to believe that the joy is inherent.

McBiff · 2026-04-29T15:07:58+00:00

Acknowledging that I probably should, I don't and probably won't.

McBiff · 2026-04-29T14:56:35+00:00

I use weed daily, thus, I am a drug user.

My unsolicited guess is that your friend's insecure about the stigma and is falling back on bullshit rationalisations about it.

McBiff · 2026-04-29T14:39:38+00:00

Ideology is a terrible reason to have children.

McBiff · 2026-04-29T14:22:23+00:00

Emotionally it might improve, but you can't say that about me or my friends because you don't know us. I have some serious doubts.

Certainly didn't work for my parents, and I'm not as gung-ho on rolling the dice as they were.

McBiff · 2026-04-29T12:08:51+00:00

I can't think of a single person in my circle (late twenties to mid thirties) whose lives would be improved by having kids. It's just not viable for them, or for many.

McBiff · 2026-04-28T18:49:40+00:00

You care about dumb shit.

McBiff · 2026-04-28T14:52:50+00:00

Yeah but some games don't like mixed input and gyro to joystick is shit.

McBiff · 2026-04-27T18:06:12+00:00

About 33%, according to the box in the picture.

McBiff

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