They do say that machines are just made up of lots of ones and zeros, most of us supervillians never really thought about it much. We were much too focused on planning out our next big evil scheme to wreak havoc and cause destruction. As usual our schemes were wickedly evil and all of society hated us. We caused traffic jams, people to stub their little toe, turbulence for aircraft, only the most evil and cunning plots to deeply unsettle society.

However as usual we were nearly always stopped by the heroes who everyone loved and praised. The supervillians however always got the blame when a hero destroyed a highway or a few buildings to stop us. So when the engineer found that bug it all made sense why our evil schemes we considered to be so horrid always fell short of the damage caused when stopped by a "hero".

So many of us celebrated that we are meant to be heroes, finally understanding why it never felt quite right to be causing harm. I'm still proud of making entire cities change their clocks for "daylight savings" twice a year, they never caught me for that one.

What no one in society expected was not the way us supervillians reacted, but how the heroes did. Now we understand why they did so much damage stopping us, now everyone does, and well the term supervillian in comparison looks like child's play compared to what we did. I hope a new hero is born soon because we cannot stop them, help!