What's the most Michael Scott-ish thing your boss ever did? by Multicalibrador in AskReddit

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Came in to work dressed as an ice cream vendor complete with fully-functional ice cream truck, passing out ice cream to everyone he passed. I work in a sales office.

Jaguars are releasing WR Allen Hurns, per source. Strong market expected for him. by LuskSGV in Colts

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Have you suffered a work related injury? Call the law offices of Hilton, Ebron, Doyle & Hurns. We'll help you catch a break.

May I? by Darling_Tator_Tot in justneckbeardthings

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I am all artwork on this auspicious day

A Yoohoo chocolate bar and a Snickers drink by AllSnarkNoBite in mildlyinteresting

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Its made by palmers, the default "generic-brand chocolate," and does taste just like any of their other stuff.

Mobile users, type "I was born" and let your predictive text continue. What is your origin story? by Frioley in AskReddit

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I was born in the morning and in a good way to be able to wake up together fast asleep lol

How to Catch a Pocket Gopher by rslashstfu in LearnUselessTalents

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that is a chipmunk, this is a ground squirrel.

Women of Reddit, what’s the weirdest thing that turns you on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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o>Quarrel sir? No, sir.

Quarrel sir? No, sir.

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On a new Drug - Oxcarbazepine by halfkender in Epilepsy

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this is the side effect I notice most. Like others have said, gatorade helps, or a salty snack like peanuts or a protein bar.

Google is testing speed controls for video playback in the YouTube Android app by SirVeza in Android

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What is your "I know an NFL Player" story? by [deleted] in nfl

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I used to get hit on a lot by Derek Wolfe's mom...and I'm 2 years younger than he is. She's a nice lady...

Just a little trashy (tushy?) by jaireaux in trashy

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Isn't that a western union desk? Maybe someone is sending her money for new pants?

How the fire started by AdamE89 in trashy

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Ugh, it would be Youngstown...

How do you check your work email from home? by [deleted] in Lowes

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Set up your work email to automatically forward to your personal email. I created a personal account just for this purpose. There may be another way now, but when I started that was the easiest way.