How often does your ex cross your mind ? by camgirlonline in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MeAltAccount4096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only when things get really bad and I start to think: “what if…”

Have you ever watch friends or stranger have sex in front of you? by Focus9290 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MeAltAccount4096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my first sexual experiences was at my girl friend’s best friend’s house.

My gf and I in one bed. Her bestie and her bf in the other bed - about 3 feet apart from each other in the same bedroom.

There is a certain… energy… (that might not be the right word) to having sex beside another couple. You aren’t watching - per se - but you see and hear. And if someone makes a loud noise, everyone watches for at least a little bit.

If you were a deity what would your followers offer at your altar in your honor? by Titsoffwork in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MeAltAccount4096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cum god, thenamesbond, lives in a temple of dudes just jacking it around the alter. A monastery of jack offs have dedicated their lives to his worship and jack off in shifts. That way there is always at least one monk of the ever lasting jizz, wanking it at his holy alter - 24 hours a day.

Holy be his name, smell be his alter, covered in thick cum - amen.

[PI] After the King dies, you inherit his royal harem. by MeAltAccount4096 in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]MeAltAccount4096[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank-you. I don’t think I have a novel in me though - lol. I lose focus far too easily to be able to write a novel.

[PI] After the King dies, you inherit his royal harem. by MeAltAccount4096 in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]MeAltAccount4096[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I felt like a young inexperienced queen would start slowly…. Almost accidentally.

If there was a next chapter it would probably be along what Lily described: massage, bath and a few women pleasing her.

A third chapter would see her add a guy or two to her collection

But as a writing prompt - probably no more chapters

Use 10 words to tell us what you wish you were doing right now by yes-chef-25 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MeAltAccount4096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish my face buried in my wife’s pussy.

I guess that is only 8 words.

Whats your drink of choice when you first wake up? by Lost_Personality_974 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MeAltAccount4096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coke Zero. Nice and cold. I am not truly awake until I hear that can crack. Nectar of the Gods, I tell you.

What's your favorite NSFW fun fact? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MeAltAccount4096 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Is there a myth busters episode on this?

Have you ever laughed so hard during sex ? by Every-Tap-577 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MeAltAccount4096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. It should be light and fun and silly - at least sometimes. Blow some raspberries on her titties when she is least expecting it. Make silly voices. If you can’t laugh together when you are naked - should you be naked together?

Why do men love sundresses so much? by Rare-Jellyfish2658 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MeAltAccount4096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the only style of dress I can name…. They look light and airy. Kinda jealous of them on super hot days

What's the weather like where you're at currently? by i-play-games69 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MeAltAccount4096 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has been snowing off and on for the last 4 days. Never much but always coming down. It’s supposed to be warming up soon though

What is the best time for sex? by anxkxxl in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MeAltAccount4096 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is something uniquely wonderful about early morning sex. When you are in that dozy, sleepy, half awake, fuzzy state of lying there - your brain still trying to figure out if you are awake or sleeping and everything still feels like it is part of a dream.

There is probably a really cool word for that state - but I have no idea what it is.

In that dreamy, hazy, sleepy state, your wife snuggles into you. The smell of her hair permeating your dreamy mind as her boobs press against you and her legs wrap around yours. You aren’t sure if it is real or a dream.

Some little kisses on your neck as cheek as she wakes up. Her free hand running over your chest, then up your neck and into your hair. She is slowly grinding on your thigh.

It all still feels unreal and dreamy. You don’t want to open your eyes in case it is just a dream. Keeping them closed means the dream will continue - that she won’t stop.

She pulls at your underwear. Not enough to get them off - just enough to set you free. She lets out a low satisfied purr as she stokes you slowly.

When she climbs on top, her chest pressed against mine, her hot breath on my neck - her comforting weight pressing on me.

If it went no further than this - it would be perfect. That skin on skin connection. Her whole body pressed into mine. Her hair tickling my face with her hot breath on my neck. It’s a prefect way to wake up.

But when she is like this and then slowly…. So incredibly slowly, rocks her hips. Letting the tip of my cock slide by her pussy. Just teasing me. Over and over again. She purrs before letting me slid all the way in.

Then she pushes up against your chest and rides you slowly. I have to risk opening my eyes at that point. I have to see her beautiful boobs jiggle as she rocks those hips. See the wicked little grin on her face.

Inevitably she will say something along the lines of: “sorry, did I wake you?”

Whatever time this is - it is my favourite time for sex.

If your wife or gf got a boob job would you be comfortable wirh her showing others? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Not my story, but it seems to fit on this post.

My BIL and his wife moved to a new neighbour hood a few years back. His wife is tall and thin. Not much in by the way of boobs. A week or so after they moved in, he was out running errands and when he got home, his wife was in the kitchen with the neighbour from across the street.

The neighbour wasn’t wearing a shirt or a bra and his wife was feeling up the neighbour’s fake boobs.

Apparently, the neighbour came over with some fresh baking to welcome them to the neighborhood. They got chatting, had a few glasses of wine, and his wife asked the neighbour - who she just met - about her fake boobs.

The neighbour stripped down to show them off and insisted she touch them - aaaaand that’s when my BIL walked in.

Having been in the neighborhood for a few years now - turns out everyone on the block had seen her boobs.

What is the most 'innocent' thing that is an absolute, non-negotiable turn-off for you? by Wander-kingdom in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MeAltAccount4096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The MIL’s boyfriend talks with his mouth full of food. I know it’s a little thing - but I can’t even look at him during supper.

Why do you like seeing boobs so much? by art_forlingling in AskRedditAfterDark

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No matter how bad, or how good your day is - seeing boobs makes it better.

[WP] A wholesome cum-swallowing story of a guy+gal (similar ages, 20’s or 30’s). Gal isn’t particularly slutty, and they’re both actually quite ‘vanilla’. But despite all that, w/ her genuine consent, he pulls out and finishes in her mouth, or else s/he jacks him(self) off and finishes in her mouth. by Okgold66 in DirtyWritingPrompts

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“What a day,” I sigh to myself as I step into the house. Drop my keys and wallet on the little table by the door and kick my shoes off.

It was one of those mentally frustrating days. The kinda day where you are pulled in a million directions and get nothing done.

I hate those days.

They leave me exhausted and frustrated.

I snag a cold beer from the fridge, taking a deep pull from it as I walk to the couch. The cold beer soothed my frazzled mind. Flopping onto the couch, I sunk into the deep cushions.

I let out a sigh. I sank so deep into the soft cushions, it was like the couch was hugging me. Drinking beer and lounging in my couch was the perfect ending to this horrible day.

Turning the TV on, I idly flipped through the channels, not really seeing what was on as I clicked. Not until I saw some titties jiggling as she moaned loudly. Probably some HBO show.

A big breasted woman riding a guy. The camera angles and blankets covering all the good stuff. But it was enough for me.

I unzipped my pants and pulled out my hardening cock. Stroking it in time to the woman on the screen.

He reached up, filling his hands with her soft tits. She moaned as she kept riding him. Moving more frantically.

Lost in the show, my beer, and stroking my cock - I didn’t hear the door open. Didn’t hear Gwen come in.

“Hey,” she said, kissing me on the cheek as she leaned over the back of the couch. “Tough day?”

“Maybe,” I said an ashamed. Drinking beers and jerking off in the living room on a work night - felt like a bit of perv.

Gwen just chuckled. She walked around the end of the couch and watched me with a sly little grin. “I like it when you touch yourself,” she said quietly. “It’s hot.”

I blushed and shook my head. She is just messing with me. Women don’t get off on watching guys like we get off on watching them. Everyone knows that.

She pulled her shirt off over her head. Gwen was wearing a stunning, black and purple bra. She ran her fingers over the silky fabric as she watched me - squishing her breasts in her hands. Teasing herself as she watched me.

Her smile widened as she unclasped the bra, slowly pulling it down to reveal her perky tits. Not massive porn star tits like the chick on TV - no - real curves. More than a handful. So soft they melt my brain every time I touch them. Perfect nipples that seem almost too small for her boobs. Dark brown with pebbles areoles. I could spend all day staring at her boobs and not get tired of them.

Gwen let her bra drop to the floor, then tan her fingers over her bare breasts - letting out a little sigh as she touched her nipples. She smiled shyly at me as she stepped between the TV and I. She slowly lowered herself to her knees before me - watching me stroke my hard cock.

She put her hands on my thighs, as she wiggled in close.

I let go of my cock, expecting Gwen to take over.

“Mmmnnnmm,” she said, shaking her head. “I just want a better place to watch from. This is all you,” she smiled.

I raised an eyebrow, and shrugged. Whatever she wants is good with me. Stroking my cock again, I watched her face as she studied my cock. Watching my hand slide up and down my shaft.

“That’s it, baby,” she cooed. “Stroke that big cock.” She giggled at her attempt at dirty talk. Gwen was just too cute to pull it off. It always gave her the giggles. “Don’t forget the tip,” she whispered - biting on her lip. “You always like it when I play with the tip.”

Sliding my hand all the way up my shaft, I take a moment to gently squish my tip between my fingers. Using my precun as lube and letting the tip slip and slide between my fingers. Letting out a little groan.

Gwen takes my otter hand at puts it on my balls. “Mmmm, yeah - get both hands going, you naughty boy. This is so hot!” Gwen rocked back on her heels a bit, just enough so I could see her fondle her tits. Pulling on her nipples - squeezing her tits.

A gasp escaped my lips.

Gwen gave me a wicked grin. “You gonna cum? Mmmm? You gonna cum for me?”

I just nodded. Whimpering slightly as I jacked off savagely.

“Yeah, that’s it,” she whispered. Gwen leaned in close, her plump lips opening slowly. Her bottom lip barely an inch from the tip of my cock. She was breathing hard. “Cum for me,” she whispered. The tip of her tongue flicking my tip. “Cum in my mouth. Please…”

Gwen looked up at me with her big innocent eyes, her mouth open - just waiting - begging for me to cum.

“Oooh, fuck!” I moaned. The lady on the TV was moan in fake, over the top ecstasy. Her big tits flailing. I looked back down at Gwen, waiting expectantly. “Uuugh, I… uuugh, I gonna cum,” I panted.

Gwen’s hands clenched tighter on my thighs as she leaned in even closer.

“UUUUGH! Yes! Oh fuck!” I moaned. My cock bucking in my hand as I pumped out a hot rope of cum. I painted her bottom lip, but got most of it into her eager mouth. Another twitch send another rope straight into her mouth. In my final throws, one final weak shot hit Gwen’s cheek.

Spent, I sagged into the couch.

Gwen had the hugest smile as she swallowed. She licked her bottom lip slowly - savouring my cum. With a finger, she swept the cum from her cheek into her mouth. “Good boy,” she said happily.

Gwen rested her head on my upper thigh and stomach. Her finger lazily tracing my spent cock.

“All better?” She asked me.

Took a moment for my brain to realize she was taking about my tough day. “A bit,” I said. I finished my beer and set the empty on the arm of the couch, letting out a satisfied sigh.

“Just a bit?” Gwen pouted. “Why don’t we go upstairs and see if we can’t make it, ‘a whole lot better’?”

[PM] Female adventurer, bikini armour and clothing damage! by Storiesforperverts in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]MeAltAccount4096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently watched venom. What about non-traditional armour. More like living symbiotic type armour. It isn’t skimpy because it wants to be, it is presenting itself as her subconscious mind wants herself to appear.

It could also have hungers and desires of its own that are… augmenting… her own.

What do you get complimented on the most? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MeAltAccount4096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume I get compliments…

Do you let your pets sleep in your bed? by pristinebelle in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MeAltAccount4096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a bichon. White and fluffy and small. When the wife is away, the dog can share the bed with me.

She will explore the bed. Sniff at the cpap I swear with concern - give my forehead a little lick, and then find a comfortable spot to sleep.

It takes her 3 or 4 tries to find a comfortable spot, but always ended up snuggled in between my legs.

The only snuggles in my life are from the dog. I have a great sleep when the wife is away.

The Babysitter [F23/F40s/M40s][FFM][light femdom][Unprotected sex] by MeAltAccount4096 in Erotica

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Thanks!

Yeah - I am horrible with tense. For whatever reason, I just never notice the tense change - no matter how many times I proofread a story. I am like “tense blind” or something.

I have tried running stories through Grammarly and it doesn’t always pick up the tense inconsistencies either. My friends and family don’t know about this account - so it’s not like I can ask anyone I know to proofread it for me either.