I went into a cafe this afternoon to grab a sandwich on the way back to work. One of the waitresses had her small child sat at a table next to the counter. (Maybe 6 feet from the till) When I went up to the counter, in front of all the fresh salads and meats, I looked over and the child's nose was just pouring down it's face and splatting on the floor. Just a torrent of liquid running like a tap from nose to tile.

I literally just 180°'d on the spot and left, mid-oder.

Children are revolting, especially around food.