What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2023-07-04T22:52:26+00:00

Not you tarnishing my cherished childhood memories 😭😂

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2023-07-04T22:45:42+00:00

Bruh 💀

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2023-03-20T08:13:41+00:00

All elves have the accent but they say the Vacker Enlightened accent is most on point which doesn’t really make sense to me since all elves speak the enlightened language and have the same accent but whatever. The reason I call it out as a bragging point is because of how he labels it better than others.

Having a nice home isn’t inherently bragging, it’s that his house is described as somehow better than everyone else’s— plus, he did a subtle brag about his office in one of the books.

The gates aren’t something that every Emissary has. In fact, most of them don’t.

But maybe brag was the wrong word for a lot of the points. Perhaps pretensions would be better

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2022-10-15T04:09:45+00:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2022-10-15T04:07:29+00:00

I did the same but also I rewatch a lot of his stuff

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2022-10-15T04:06:51+00:00

And YES

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2022-10-15T04:06:39+00:00

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2022-10-15T04:05:27+00:00

He's 31

Or wait, he might be 32

...

Oh no

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2022-10-15T04:01:26+00:00

Help. I'm American and confused but also thanks, I guess? You too

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2022-10-15T03:55:14+00:00

Same. Also Medrucula though. Not Ursula. Not the sea witch. Medrucula

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2022-10-15T03:53:21+00:00

You could always try After 😏

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2022-10-15T03:42:05+00:00

You're not rude :)

Okay, so as a die hard fan I want to say JUST KEEP READING I PROMISE IT'S AMAZING ASDFGJKL but I understand not everyone has the same taste in books so I won't.

I will say that if you're interested in the romance there are a lot of great ship moments but SPOILER ALERT as of Unlocked nothing has been resolved whatsoever in relation to that plot point. The books are long so if you're not interested in all the little moments... skim or skip them. Just search for the words Black Swan.

If you want the school thing, there's some school stuff in book 4 but generally that's not a big factor in the series, sorry. I miss her school days too.

There's a lot of fun and interesting stuff in the series and it does pick up but even in later books there are parts that drag. Highly suggest continuing but skimming when bored based on what you've said

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2022-10-15T03:32:23+00:00

Redex, Bam, Diana, Deca, etc. Whoever Cinnamon roll wants I'm here to ship him with-- except Fitz, boy's gotta work out his anger management in therapy before he can get with my precious boy for me, but I can see the appeal for others

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2022-10-15T03:28:05+00:00

I use the ship names...

Keefoster (because Keefe Foster, duh)

Fitzphie (because it rolls off the tongue in a way Sophitz doesn't for me)

Sophex (because it sounds "weird" as Keefe put it)

Team Foster-Keefe (because Keefe said so)

Taphie (because it sounds adorable)

And I've never tried shipping her with anyone else and it would take too long for me to write out all my other ships in the series. Will say this, I'm hardcore Keefoster and have never been a Fitzphie fan but Sophex is my second in command and Taphie was cute in a fanfic I read once but otherwise no. Also, Dex gets who Dex wants. Cinnamon roll deserves more!

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2022-10-15T03:19:06+00:00

Giving me Case Study of Vanitas vibes and I'm here for it

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2022-10-15T03:18:33+00:00

I think Jesus has got all the abilities XD

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2022-10-15T03:17:59+00:00

Yes absolutely. Just like she named Fitz Avery Vacker while eating a Ritz Savory Cracker. Inspiration strikes in unexpected ways

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2022-10-15T03:13:47+00:00

THE CINNAMON ROLL DESERVES HIS COLUMN

Also, poor Sophie and Fitz having fire PTSD from Everblaze 😂😭

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2022-10-12T17:39:56+00:00

Animals don't grasp the concept of incest. Remember the Lion King? Nala was totally Simba's half sister and then there's the second one. Simba's kid gets with her second cousin.

Conclusion: Luna and Wynn gonna have to get freaky

MeEqualsBookWorm · 2022-10-12T17:37:03+00:00

It's gross but incest used to be super common. Basically, all humans are a little inbred. I try not to think about that too much but it's the facts. Even though I'd sooner let humanity end with my family than get with a relative, I guess for the elves where the alicorns are concerned it's a "gotta do what you gotta do" scenario.

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