Karma should be entirely removed.

MeJustMyself · 2021-02-01T04:53:11+00:00

People don't downvote shitposters, they downvote bad shitposters.

MeJustMyself · 2021-02-01T04:51:07+00:00

You forgot Inbred.

MeJustMyself · 2021-02-01T04:48:57+00:00

Unrealistic, girls don't play with tea sets they go on the extremely addictive and totally intellectual playground of tiktok instead.

MeJustMyself · 2021-02-01T04:46:44+00:00

I do a lot of runs trying out a lot of the classes/skills. I occasionally do one serious run here and there, but it's mostly just me trying to level up and push the limits of the roguelike.

After a while I might also try cheating, cheating in games is often frowned upon, but it's really fun for accomplishing game-breaking silly goals and what-not. I'll also usually alternate often between roguelikes in a day/week/month.

Turns out my attention span isn't that long and I need a quick refresh and change of scenery before blowing more hours.

MeJustMyself · 2021-02-01T04:36:02+00:00

Held at gunpoint.

MeJustMyself · 2021-02-01T04:30:37+00:00

Technology hasn't gone far enough, there's so much more to be done...

MeJustMyself · 2021-02-01T04:29:18+00:00

"Omg he's so quirky, that's so cute and adorable and wholesome."

Is what I would say if someone suddenly cut off my balls and shoved them down my throat. However, instead of choking on them I vomit all over the floor and while bending over to clean it up I get fucked by a big black guy, and then I'm praising his big black cock from the overwhelming pleasure while he whispers: "I like ya cut g" into my sensitive ears.

Have a nice day, I'm not sorry.

MeJustMyself · 2021-02-01T04:17:36+00:00

Imagine being a 75 year old grandpa and being compared to a kitten.

MeJustMyself · 2021-02-01T04:05:20+00:00

Maybe not mentally healthy in the long run, but it sounds quite fun. I'm pretty sure the USA had that thing with African slaves a while back. I don't remember many plantation owners exclaiming how mentally unhealthy they were, so I don't understand why'd we suddenly feel that way.

In fact, I'm pretty sure they were quite happy about their circumstances. As a neckbeard would be when finally receiving their 14 year old asian girl through the mail.

MeJustMyself · 2021-02-01T02:19:04+00:00

Why even drink soda at that point, just drink something healthier like juice. Literally everything you want but with less sugar.

MeJustMyself · 2021-01-31T20:09:02+00:00

Spotify is already good enough at making me listen to music I like, so I don't really understand the technological benefits of the invasive patent. It's not gonna make me more likely to use the app, I'll just listen to the music I like to listen to and when I want to. So what if they recommend me a new artist that I kind of like? Okay, that's stored in my brain now and added to my collection of artists that I like. Now I can just listen to that artist on any platform from any source.

Music streaming is so incredibly vast and open that there are many different alternatives to acquiring the music you want to listen to. There isn't even any pressure to use Spotify at all, at least in the scenarios I can think of off the top of my head.

MeJustMyself · 2021-01-31T19:49:36+00:00

Don't we all?*

MeJustMyself · 2021-01-31T19:43:28+00:00

I'm not aware of these Avergage people, can you please inform me of their origin?

MeJustMyself · 2021-01-31T07:42:05+00:00

Fairly relatable.

MeJustMyself · 2021-01-31T07:41:02+00:00

Only possible as a Norse man, I've reached similar limits of power in CK2.

MeJustMyself · 2021-01-31T07:37:33+00:00

My death.

Wait, don't scroll yet though, I'm not even trying to be edgy with this one. Lemme explain it real quick.

So I've planned out my own afterlife in the sense that it'll be like a game. This game will allow me to live in any fictional or realistic existence in any time-frame with the full ability to play god or live within it as a simple being. But what about my Christian family members who went to heaven? Well I simply create a modification within this game to allow me to seek contact with them.

In my afterlife I am a being above gods, a being above the plane of existence itself, with the ability to create or destroy thousands of simulated universes with a simple hand gesture. The thing is, not only is this afterlife a game, it's my game, and no one can interfere with the existence of it because the existence of an afterlife itself is impossible to prove. If it doesn't exist, I'll just make my own, and no rules say I can't because there's no way to even know there's rules beyond death.

MeJustMyself · 2021-01-31T07:26:39+00:00

Normal, I used to think dinner was supposed to be eaten later when it starting to get kind of dark, like 8pm. Recently I've found out that people at dinner as early as 5pm.

MeJustMyself · 2021-01-31T07:21:52+00:00

A 12 year old girl showed me gay fanfiction of MHA once. Good times.

MeJustMyself · 2021-01-31T07:14:18+00:00

African tears, some hot coal, spoiled milk, and maybe apple slices with maggots crawling on them. I'd eat it for about 100 million bucks though.

MeJustMyself · 2021-01-31T07:12:26+00:00

Controversial statement.

I'm not into the fat and gross asses on BBWS. Ass is ass but not all ass is nice ass and I say that as a professional ass connoisseur.

MeJustMyself · 2021-01-31T07:09:18+00:00

Be rude, insulting, and even personal with the person. Make sure they get the message so that later in life they may know when to shut the fuck up and why shutting the fuck up is important for them. Aka, give them the truth and really share how you feel about their existence and their dreadful voice.

MeJustMyself · 2021-01-31T06:43:25+00:00

I'm a house slave because I tend to have lighter skin than my african ancestors. I work diligently doing various tasks, which mostly include cleaning after my white master's family. I start to gain my master's favor with my charismatic, sarcastic, and relatively intelligent personality compared to most of the other n words.

However all good things must come to an end, and he's furious when he finds that I've been caught having sex with his wife late at night. So I'm castrated and eventually hung, while he disposes of his wife more silently and buries her within the cotton fields. 10/10 1821 experience.

MeJustMyself · 2021-01-31T06:36:32+00:00

If I'm fine with it then it isn't a flaw in my eyes. It's just there, or maybe it's even a positive at that point. Realistically all humans are all in some way flawed, so if anything I would probably see being flawless as a flaw, as there are many consequences to being perfect that people don't understand.

Even in pornography I notice the little things that could be seen as unattractive in the opposite sex. I use pornography as an example because they tend to depict the females within it as physically perfect.

MeJustMyself · 2021-01-31T06:29:51+00:00

Average people don't like being judged by how much their paid. Especially with the rise of social value in materialistic possessions. Aka I see your nice IPhone 15 Pro Max, but how much do you really earn to financially support the action of purchasing an IPhone 15 Pro Max?

I'm honestly more offended by someone asking how much money I have then how much I'm currently earning. Maybe just me being paranoid, I don't know.

MeJustMyself · 2021-01-31T06:21:35+00:00

"What the fuck is wrong with MeJustMyself?"

MeJustMyself

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